Ever wondered how it will feel like ejaculating but nothing coming out?
Well now you can, introducing Pressure-Treasure.
Simply install the tip of a Q-Tip inside your pee hole and start choking the rooster. When your done just simply remove the Q-Tip and toss away. No more mess to clean up!!!
How does this work?
Well the Q-Tip stops the sperm from ever leaving your body, and your body swallows the sperm back due to pressure.
*Warning Don't Try This At Home, You Will Die!!!*
Well now you can, introducing Pressure-Treasure.
Simply install the tip of a Q-Tip inside your pee hole and start choking the rooster. When your done just simply remove the Q-Tip and toss away. No more mess to clean up!!!
How does this work?
Well the Q-Tip stops the sperm from ever leaving your body, and your body swallows the sperm back due to pressure.
*Warning Don't Try This At Home, You Will Die!!!*
"No more toilet paper? Fuck!!! I need to cum so badly!!! Oh there's a Q-Tip right there. (Installed Q-Tip). Oh yeah aahhh, it feels so good. Oh I'm cumming, I'm cumming!!!
AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
There you go,no more clean up."
He died after for trying this.
Dont do Pressure-Treasure unless you're serious!!!
AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
There you go,no more clean up."
He died after for trying this.
Dont do Pressure-Treasure unless you're serious!!!
by What Boner? July 11, 2011
Get the Pressure-Treasure mug.A force which sways one to act in a way one would not normaly act... usually after the copious consumption of beers.
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Get the merican plessure mug.The pressure you get from people who nag at you all day to do what your peers do to relieve stress and some of that pressure.
He smoked weed all day every day with his friends to relieve the peer pressure he felt from his parents giving him shit all day.
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Get the peer pressure mug.Similar to the Dutch Oven, but with more planning and precision. You begin by eating an astronomical amount of Irish Beef Stew (like I said, this takes planning). Then begin binge drinking with Bushmills and Guinness. Let the brewing begin...
Once you are in bed, create a tight seal with the bedsheet against your chest, and release the silent killer into the death chamber. While keeping a tight seal on the sheet, raise your legs into the air in order to build the required pressure. Drop your legs back down to the mattress, while simultaneously releasing the sealed sheet towards your partners face. If your partner is gagging (and potentially throwing up), you will know you were successful.
Once you are in bed, create a tight seal with the bedsheet against your chest, and release the silent killer into the death chamber. While keeping a tight seal on the sheet, raise your legs into the air in order to build the required pressure. Drop your legs back down to the mattress, while simultaneously releasing the sealed sheet towards your partners face. If your partner is gagging (and potentially throwing up), you will know you were successful.
Cole: Megan threw a lamp at my head lastnight.
Ben: What did you do this time?
Cole: Caught her with the Irish Pressure Cooker...TWICE!
Ben: What did you do this time?
Cole: Caught her with the Irish Pressure Cooker...TWICE!
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