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poop shuffle

The tight, clenched walk of someone who has to take a dump.
I went out for a run the other day, and a couple miles from home my intestines felt like they were going to burst. I had to do the poop shuffle the whole way home--I barely made it.
by Pete Dick January 10, 2008
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Poop Knife

An idea, tool or tradition that was originally thought to be ubiquitous, then discovered to be unique to one's own social group (usually a family), then finally revealed to be far less unique than one thought, though still rare enough that an average person will likely not know about it.

The literal poop knife (a knife used for separating large turds into smaller pieces, such that they fit down the toilet) is the best example.
I thought it was just my family that celebrated Three Kings' Day. Turned out to be a poop knife.
by thorvindr May 28, 2019
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poop rocket

Poop that's so hard to pass that when you finally do it's as if it explodes from your butt like a rocket.
Man i was on the toliet the other day and i had the biggest poop rocket ever. It coated the whole toliet bowl in feces.
by Cory Taylor January 16, 2009
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Poop Pickle

A word made up by a 10-year old from Green Bay, meaning a thoughtless jerk.
by KittyloveGB March 7, 2010
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Poop Sucker

By looking this up you are now a poop sucker.
Man, what did you do today? I became a poop sucker
by HELLO, I like yellow and purpl December 4, 2018
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poop fishing

when you are forced to fish out a poop out of the toilet due to it being too big to flush away
burt reynolds says "i had a massive turd the other day but it wouldnt flush so i had to do some poop fishing"
tom hanks says "sweet"
by C0TT07V January 26, 2010
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Poop Snooter

When one spreads their buttcheeks, farts in their hand, and smells it.
Rosenberg had the worst poop snooter last night. He threw up after it!
by bigdaddyroach November 21, 2010
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