Poon Lagoon

To sweat excessively in your nether region. Swamp Ass for female lady parts. (Male version: Niagara Balls)

Ryan: I am sweating my balls off.
Elyse: Yea I am really dealing with a poon lagoon.

by PJ Cooler March 8, 2022

shitty poon

used to describe a particular type of female ass. generally not a nice type. shitty poon also be used in a derogatory sense.

"poon" deriving from the term "poontang".

"hey, Ian, quit acting like a skinny, shitty poon. you're a moron man, get a fucking life".

by dpoole August 13, 2008

Poon

Aussie Slang. The act of doing a poo while mooning someone.

The guy was shocked when the girl started to moon him, but even more so when it turned into a poon!

by Boots01 May 5, 2022

Failed Poon

The failure to receive poon. Poon is vagina. Failed Poon is to get no poon or shitty poon.

Danny Divito got some failed poon last night. I tried to help

by papabearmustache January 13, 2011

Poon

What bummy yutes from scarborough, Toronto call Vapes or E- liquid devices

person 1- "Ayo fham some yute named SP called a vape a poon"

person 2- "lol he's a bum yute"

by TorontosFinestDefinitions September 30, 2020

The Poon Tomb

A place where the pussy is laid to rest, or frequently killed.

Took Martha to the Poon Tomb last night...

by Thetoledotootsieroll July 10, 2025

Fake Poon Landing

When someone brags about sleeping with a girl when they haven't

"Yo Dave i totally shagged Diane last night".

"Nah Dave, she's away on holiday mate, I call bullshit on your fake poon landing"

by nav's mum March 24, 2017