south plainfield girl

A South Plainfield girl is from of course South Plainfield NJ. The most typical out of all of them is all they do is act like any other slut to get attention. If they don't know you they will roll down the window passing by saying loud stupid random flirty bullshit. They ask for money all the time even when they have a job and act like they are into you just to get something for free or have something there way and think they can take no for an answer and act like they are tough when they are just all boney from all the drugs, drunk from all the booze they drink, and always pissy prissy from all the time from bleeding everywhere from their lose beef curtains sounds like they will be great extras for (The Walking Dead). Most of them are losers that are mostly pregnant while in high school or graduated from not wearing any sort of protection and introducing another future SP loser into the shitty ass town to follow their footsteps. Some are jocks, some are in clubs, and last mast majority are sluts that just want it all for themselves going to gyms to lose baby weight and wanting to find a man to take care of them when they all fail nearly 97.5 % of the time. The ones that do drugs either walk around with a hood on pick up cigarette buds and brag. They are all fake, immature, and has that retarded heyy wannabe valley girl voice.

SOUTHPLAINFIELD GIRL 1: MY DADS A COP AND I SUCK COCK.

SOUTHPLAINFIED GIRL 2: CAN I BORROW A DOLLOR !? I WILL suck YOUR COCK.

SOUTH PLAINFIELD GIRL 3: I WILL MAKE YOU CRY (but, has a man who beats them and crys like a usual bitch on a pillow)

by BIG DOG 7.62 December 11, 2015

Flag

Get the south plainfield girl mug.

played myself

Screw things up for yourself. Let yourself down. Betray yourself by acting in a way that's opposite to your own interests or (conscious) intentions.

The Amy Winehouse song "Tears dry on their owm":

"Yeah, I played myself again, should just be my own best friend, not fuck myself in the head with stupid men"

by multi-wall June 30, 2008

Flag

Get the played myself mug.

Plant

Plants are organisms that farm humans, giving them oxygen until they eventually die and then they use the humans bodies as their food/fertilizer

Human 1: this plants looks beautiful
Human 2: I don't trust plants for some reason

by Mask of the Shadow February 16, 2017

Flag

Get the Plant mug.

planned obsolescence

A process which involves a manufacture to develope a product (such as a car, video game console, TV) with the intentions of making it obsolete and/or non-functional after a certain period of time in order to sales and profit. It has benefits for a producer (repeat purchases) but disadvantages for the consumer(waste of time and money).

Man, I have to go to the store again; my toaster broke and it would cost more to fix it than to buy a new one. Freakin' planned obsolescence.

by Yza January 11, 2009

Flag

Get the planned obsolescence mug.

player hate

An all-encompassing affront on the lifestyle of the person to whom the hate is directed. Broader in scope, yet more specific than simply the term "hate". Most often used as a verb.

Please do not player hate.

Pacman Jones is the most player-hated person in the NFL.

Whilst attending a danceteria, Curtis "50 Cent" Jackson player-hated upon Ja Rule for over five hours.

by OffBdwy April 4, 2009

Flag

Get the player hate mug.

platonic simping

verb: Simping for some one in a platonic sense; wanting to be someone's friend really bad, or in a simp-like manor. Usually used by people on the asexual/aromantic spectrum to express attraction to someone that isn't sexual/romantic.

Avery, watching tv: Aww, Yamaguchi is such an angel, I would love to just hang out with him!

Emery: Dude, we are both platonic simping for Yamaguchi so much!

by UshiwakaIsAsexual January 22, 2021

Flag