pisa

(countrymen in spanish) a term used for a mexican guy who hardly speaks or knows any english or is probbably an illegal alien

why are you going to court? I need to translate for my dad he is a pisa

by Eltapatio January 19, 2005

rip the piss

to rip the piss is to point fun at someone, slag them off, take the mickey or generally have a laugh at the expense of someone else.

Aye Kenny is such a wank, I'm gonna rip the piss right out him.

by pagal_koota April 26, 2006

pisting yawa

Visayan curse words for "devil shit".

pisti - shit
yawa - devil

pisting yawa - devil shit

Pisting yawa!!!
Meaning: Devil shit!!!

Pisting yawa gi-atay sakita s'akong totoy!
Meaning: Devil shit, fuck this, my boob hurts!

Pisting yawa, kuyawa sa ngitngit sad uy!
Meaning: Devil shit, the dark is so great!

by MasItumSaNgitngit January 9, 2009

pissed hot

A term used when someone uses drugs and then has urinalysis and the drugs are detected. Often used in a military setting.

My friend smoked a blunt, went for a job interview and pissed hot.

by Poetry July 7, 2006

piss on my chips and tell me it's vinegar.

This is a 'mangled metaphor'. It mixes up 3 idioms:

Piss on my leg and tell me it's raining
Piss on one's chips
Piss and vinegar

To deliberately and painstakingly go out of one's way to ruin a friend's chances of success. Usually done jokingly with reference to the opposite sex.

No way do I want you as my wingman. You would piss on my chips and tell me it's vinegar.

by fuguez September 26, 2009

as pissed as a mattress

Sufficiently drunk to be able to speak in tongues, roll eyes, disable the beer GPS, have taxi drivers take one to the police, break ankles, shag your manager (or someone elses)and ultimately become mpp. Only excuse is "I have to go somewhere, and do something" Anyway...

"He would not have luged the stairs if he was not as pissed as a mattress"
"I (he, she or it) was as pissed as a mattress last night"
"Must be MPP, pissed as a mattress when I left him"
"Pyromaniac? No, just pissed as a mattress"
"No, I didn't do that, must have been pissed as a mattress"
"Don't hit me again, Officer"

by Taipei toecutter June 1, 2006

rocky mountain gopher piss

A derogatory name for Coors beer, or Coors beer that has gone bad in the can or bottle. The term was popular in the 1970's, when Coors was difficult to obtain in various parts of the USA. Adventurous beer enthusiasts would drive out to Colorado from east of the Mississippi and bring it back unrefrigerated.
Even if re-refrigerated, it was still skunked, considered swill,and difficult to drink.

"That stuff was in Tony's trunk for three weeks; I'm not drinking Rocky Mountain Gopher Piss."

by Nick Estes February 13, 2006