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hard penis

When a penis is fully erect and feels realy hard like a plank of wood.
Renee- "OMG Theo you have an extremely big hard penis! it feels so amazing inside me" ☺
by Likeabossbitch May 13, 2016
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guacamole nigga penis

a dirty, grimy, smegma infested, uncircumcised dick.
person 1: did you know that zander has a guacamole nigga penis?
person 2: really?

person 1: yeah he needs to clean that shit bad.
by thiccniggaappreciation March 28, 2019
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paris hilton

Slut
skank
bitch
and
whore
out
of
ten.
Paris Hilton is rich and famous because her dad worked his ass off!

It's true that you can become rich without trying, ask Eric Bauman!
by A Little Pinprick August 7, 2006
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Penis

1.The thing that makes or breaks a relationship.
2.The thing easily replaced with my showerhead.
3.The thing that makes me wanna puke if it's under 5 inches...or over 11.
4.The most disgusting, addictive part on the male body.
1.Can I see your penis before I say "I love you."?
2.Who needs a penis when I can masturbate all night?
3.Omg ow your 12 inch penis is going in my uterus.
4.This is so gross but I can't stop sucking your penis.
by small penis hater December 7, 2003
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paris hilton

A slutty heiress so tremendously stupid that she actually stole one of her own sex tapes being sold at a store, thinking that reducing the number of tapes available by one would actually prevent people from seeing it.
by ben1 July 5, 2006
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the penis game

A game played by teenagers when either bored or desperate for attention. The game is played with two or more people. It starts out with someone whispering the word, "Penis," and it keeps getting louder from there until the word is being shouted.
Never play the penis game in a church.
by LAM April 7, 2005
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Penis

The piece of meat hanging off above the scrotum in between the man’s legs.

The penis is what’s used to fuck pussies and cum inside of them. You can also jerk off. You can put this into another mans anus or a females pussy. You can also suck it. This dangling piece of beauty has many uses.
I wanna suck and fuck that penis so bad!! Give that penis to me right now!
by Dickcumlord November 10, 2019
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