The perv box is a place where someone goes when they have done something, or thought of something sexual or otherwise "Dirty". Constructed of cardboard with a simple "Perv Box" writte on the side with a magic marker. The "This end up" arrow points downward. The Top of the box is open for admitees to step in and step out when they have taken care of their dirty minds and are functioning (Non-pervy) members of society again.
Person 1- "Umm, I has dirty thoughts"
Keeper of the box- "I sentence you to 20 minutes in the perv box"
Keeper of the box- "I sentence you to 20 minutes in the perv box"
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by Jeffrey wants pie November 13, 2011
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Hey Squints, quit pervin that dish!
Yo Bob, you gotta come over here, we're pervin a dish with some triple Ds!
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Yo Bob, you gotta come over here, we're pervin a dish with some triple Ds!
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by Kand January 16, 2018
Get the persais mug.An extremely politically correct variant of "person" introduced as an alternative to the use of "perdaughter" to appease women and because "person and/or perdaughter and/or other" is both cumbersome and offensive to the non-binary.
Person A: Honey, the postman just delivered the mail.
Perchild B: Two years ago we were told that the proper term is "postperson" because it was determined that the "postman" is offensive to women. Last year regulators realized that "person" is offencive to daughters so now must use "postperchild" otherwise we won't get any mail.
Person A: May I refer to him as Fred.
Perchild B: No. That is offensive to all people not named Fred.
Person A: But his name is Fred.
Perchild B: That's irrelevant. And, if you ever call me "honey" again I'm going to divorce you.
Perchild B: Two years ago we were told that the proper term is "postperson" because it was determined that the "postman" is offensive to women. Last year regulators realized that "person" is offencive to daughters so now must use "postperchild" otherwise we won't get any mail.
Person A: May I refer to him as Fred.
Perchild B: No. That is offensive to all people not named Fred.
Person A: But his name is Fred.
Perchild B: That's irrelevant. And, if you ever call me "honey" again I'm going to divorce you.
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