High Point University

A hotel instead of a college. They worship their president and quote him like he is God. For kids who aren't smart enough to get into Elon and their parents don't know where else to send them. Really nice but not worth it because these kids will be living off of daddy's trust fund forever.

Person 1: Want to go to the steakhouse?
Person 2: Yeah! Boy, does High Point University prepare us well for the real world?
Person 1: Yeah for sure, like the president says, "Goodnight"

by callmepaul May 13, 2011

Pointless Story Jar

This is an imaginary jar that holds all the pointless/useless/worthless stories that are told by all people. Once a pointless story is told you cup your hands in the shape of a circle, thus creating the top of a jar. Luckily the jar is imaginary so it is limitless and easy to be transported to and fro.

"This one time, at band camp."

"Dude, that was horrible, put it in the pointless story jar"
"You suck."

by Anita Cocke May 7, 2010

phunty

Used to describe something that is funny but in an ironic way

Janice: What do you call a three-humped camel? .... Pregnant

Tina: Wow that was phunty, Janice

by whathappenedtoprim June 27, 2016

point dope

Refers to extremely high-quality dope (specifically, black tar heroin). The dope is so good, it's priced "point-for-point"; that is, $10 for each tenth of a gram (0.1g). Priced accordingly, a gram of point dope is $100. The term originates from San Francisco, where an era of low-grade black tar heroin (pointless dope) dominating the black market led to the emergence of point dope.

Seller: I got some black for sale...
Buyer: okay but is it point dope?

by amphetamine gobbler December 24, 2016

Pointer

A pointer is a data type in many programming languages such as C++, they are basically references to other variables location in memory. Pointers were created to annoy, confuse and make programmers jobs harder.

The pointer points to the pointer that points to the thing that is not a pointer that is pointed to.

by WarningMinecraftIncluded June 2, 2019

drop point

The place where narcotics will be left for pick-up. Known as dp.

The dp is your house.

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

baller points

Baller points is a points system(that nobody keeps track of) and are awarded and deducted by anyone in a group of friends for certain acts. Points are awarded win a person in the group does something good or funny, deducted for doing something lame or stupid.

Allen bangs an incredibly hot set of twins on a Monday night.
Foster the next morning:14 baller points buddy
Allen:Thank you

Julio comes to a party wearing socks and sandals
Foster:Eww negative 3 baller points dude
Julio:Again! Dammit

by Allen Barnhart June 29, 2007