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its just not cricket

Australian slang:

Having something that is unjust or just plain wrong done to someone or something.This come from the game of cricket which is regarded as a gentlemans game were fairplay was paramount.
1stperson:Did you see that guy punch that other guy.

2nd person:yeah,its just not cricket.
by james chadima January 13, 2004
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not rolling his own

The present participle is used to refer to the activity of masturbation in a larger completed sentence. Compare the word with the past tense wrang it out in the same passage: except I sure wrang it out a hunderd times thinkin about you.

The source is Brokeback Mountain. Jack did not roll his own. He did not did not jerk off alone. This sentence was omitted in the French translation of the short story.
with women, yeah, but Jesus H., ain't nothin like this. I
"sh*t no," said Jack, who had been riding more than bulls, not rolling his own. "You know that. Old Brokeback got us good and it sure ain't over. We got a work out what the f*ck we're goin a do now."
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Not interested

The dialog option in Final Fantasy 7 when you can't give a fuck
"Hey, do you need instructions on how to ride a Chocobo?"
"Not interested"
by Definitely not Tifa January 16, 2021
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could you fucking not

What you say when you strongly disagree with something that was said/done/is happening. Can be applied to persons, actions, pretty much anything that you want to emphasize against.
1." Hey Im gay, fuck me in ass please!" - Peter
"Could you fucking not, were in public, dumbass" -Me
2. *Eating some lit french fries*
*Peter comes and starts munching from your fries stash*
"Hey Peter, could you fucking not?" -Me
3. *Waking up at weekend to notice that its raining like motherfucker outside*

"Goddamn, could you fucking not" - Me
by Realest motherfucker June 29, 2016
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This is not Sparta.

A phrase used to indicate that you do not follow the subject of the current conversation.

Optional add-on phrase: I am lost.
C does not watch football.

A: Did you see the game last night?
B: Yeah, it was awesome!
C: This is not Sparta. I am lost.
by AA TTrue GGamer June 28, 2009
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thats not how i roll

not agreeing with something, not wanting to do something, rejecting something said.
"want a beer?"
"nah man thats not how i roll"
by bridgy01 November 14, 2007
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not-monkey

Jack-speak for ape.

Comes from an excellent piece of slash fiction called "Dr. Jackson's Diary" that is loosely based on the hit sci-fi series "Stargate SG-1." Although no longer available on the net, it is possible to find this gem if you know who to ask, as it still has a small cult following.

As suggested by the title, this piece of fanfiction is written from the point of view of Dr. Daniel Jackson, an archaeologist and linguist working in the top-secret Stargate Program which is operated out of Cheyenne Mountain in Colorado Springs Colorado. The diary chronicles and entire year's worth of missions, misadventures, and madness.

This fic is generally accepted as rated NC-17 for language and content...read at your own risk.
Quoting from "Dr. Jackson's Diary" 'May: Planet of the Not-Monkey' by Anais:

"Hey, hey--" Jack said, wiping his eye for the forty eighth time. "NOTHING on the MALP reports suggested we were being sent to the planet of the--" he paused. I mouthed the word APES and he added. "--not-monkeys."

We'd already established they were not-monkeys in the locker room, Jack scouring himself under the shower and cursing. "Fuckin' filthy fuckin' disgusting fuckin' monkeys!"

And my stock response; "They're not monkeys, Jack. They're apes."

Hence Not-Monkeys has just become Jackspeak for 'apes'.
by Skaara January 23, 2008
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