by MAKEVIL December 16, 2009
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Mike: "Hey, did you get your girlfriend up early this morning?"
Jim: "Oh yeah, I gave her the old "morning Justin". Shot out of bed like a rocket. Works every time!"
Mike: "You pissed on your woman while she was sleeping? That's disgusting!"
Jim: "Yeah, everyone's telling me that lately."
Jim: "Oh yeah, I gave her the old "morning Justin". Shot out of bed like a rocket. Works every time!"
Mike: "You pissed on your woman while she was sleeping? That's disgusting!"
Jim: "Yeah, everyone's telling me that lately."
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A Morning Coma is when a person wakes up and for a few seconds and/or minutes forgets where they are, what time it is, and what day it is.
I had to give Ethan the time, date, and day of the week because he had such a bad Morning Coma after waking up.
by idkwatmynameis October 27, 2011
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by snakefella October 26, 2011
Get the Moriarta mug.The painful but somewhat stimulating anal sensation you experience the morning after eating too many of the hottest buffalo wings the bar offers (e.g., BWW's Blazers). Some Indian food can have the same effect but usually it is only from some very irresponsible sadistic joker.
Steve: "Try these wings, they burn more coming out than going in."
Joe: "meh, they're not so bad but I can tell from the smell that they prolly are morning afterburners."
Joe: "meh, they're not so bad but I can tell from the smell that they prolly are morning afterburners."
by Leo Dante August 10, 2012
Get the morning afterburn mug.Morphokinesis (from Greek *morphos* = shape or form and * kinesis* = movement) is the hypothetical psychic ability to manipulate and/or change the shape or appearance of both living creatures (like the shape or appearance of one's own or another person's physical body or the one of another living being) and inanimate objects by using the power of one's mind.
Morphokinesis only manipulates the shape and/or appearance of living creatures and/or objects,without changing their molecular and/or chemical qualities.
This hypothetical psychic ability is an extension of shapeshifting,which only applies to the alteration of one's own physical appearance and/or shape.
Morphokinesis is related to psychokinesis (the ability to influence and/or manipulate matter and/or energy with the power of one's mind) and could,therefor, be seen as a special psychokinetic ability.
Morphokinesis only manipulates the shape and/or appearance of living creatures and/or objects,without changing their molecular and/or chemical qualities.
This hypothetical psychic ability is an extension of shapeshifting,which only applies to the alteration of one's own physical appearance and/or shape.
Morphokinesis is related to psychokinesis (the ability to influence and/or manipulate matter and/or energy with the power of one's mind) and could,therefor, be seen as a special psychokinetic ability.
The Q-creature in the Star Trek-series uses morphokinesis to manipulate his own appearance and his surroundings,including objects and matter
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