Definitions by jubu
Morning Justin
The act of urinating on your spouse, or significant other, without their knowledge or consent. Best performed in the early morning hours while they are still asleep.
Mike: "Hey, did you get your girlfriend up early this morning?"
Jim: "Oh yeah, I gave her the old "morning Justin". Shot out of bed like a rocket. Works every time!"
Mike: "You pissed on your woman while she was sleeping? That's disgusting!"
Jim: "Yeah, everyone's telling me that lately."
Jim: "Oh yeah, I gave her the old "morning Justin". Shot out of bed like a rocket. Works every time!"
Mike: "You pissed on your woman while she was sleeping? That's disgusting!"
Jim: "Yeah, everyone's telling me that lately."
Morning Justin by jubu April 17, 2011