A man with an extreme life dealing with students of all kinds. They tend to have an odd fascination with turd. Moriarta's regularly celebrate quanza.
by snakefella October 26, 2011
Get the Moriarta mug.Jim Moriarty is probably the best villain you will ever have the pleasure of watching. He is both scary and super funny at times. He is the center of a web. He is a consulting criminal. Played by the fabulous actor Andrew Scott.
You should see him in a crown.
You should see him in a crown.
Jim Moriarty can go from super wacky to dark and scary...
Jim: The flirting's over Sherlock. Daddy's had enough now~
Jim: SAY THAT AGAIN. Say that again and know that if you are lying to me, I will find you... and I will skin you...
Jim: Every story needs a good old fashioned villain.
Jim: The flirting's over Sherlock. Daddy's had enough now~
Jim: SAY THAT AGAIN. Say that again and know that if you are lying to me, I will find you... and I will skin you...
Jim: Every story needs a good old fashioned villain.
by Amazing Chocolate Factory June 9, 2014
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Jim Moriarty is the sexiest, most annoying yet badass villain you will ever gaze your Sherlockian eyes before. He is the most evil person ever and he destroys everything but you still love him. Jim Moriarty is the cause of some of the best Fanfictions ever. He is a huge massive bitch but god damnit, he's a sexy mother f**ker.
Jim Moriarty: "Hahaha look I'm evil!"
Everyone: "You are soooo sexy!"
Jim Moriarty: "Here's a death threat on an apple!"
Everyone: "SEXY!"
Jim Moriarty: "I KILLED SHERLOCK DO YOU LOVE ME NOW??"
Everyone: "You bitch! I still love you!"
Jim Moriarty: "I killed myself."
Everyone: " NO!"
Everyone: .........
Jim Moriarty: "Did you miss me?"
Everyone: "YOU BASTARD! OH. GOD. YES!!!"
Everyone: "You are soooo sexy!"
Jim Moriarty: "Here's a death threat on an apple!"
Everyone: "SEXY!"
Jim Moriarty: "I KILLED SHERLOCK DO YOU LOVE ME NOW??"
Everyone: "You bitch! I still love you!"
Jim Moriarty: "I killed myself."
Everyone: " NO!"
Everyone: .........
Jim Moriarty: "Did you miss me?"
Everyone: "YOU BASTARD! OH. GOD. YES!!!"
by Johnlock_is_Bae October 16, 2015
Get the Jim Moriarty mug.Real. James "Jim" Moriarty. Consulting Criminal. Created the persona of Richard Brook, but don't believe the lies, he was a fake.
by believeinsherlock May 8, 2012
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*sets fire to your boyfriend*
You: Bro, stop Moriartying, it's terrifying and sexual all at once.
{hissing and drawn out vowels is equally effective}
*sets fire to your boyfriend*
You: Bro, stop Moriartying, it's terrifying and sexual all at once.
{hissing and drawn out vowels is equally effective}
by Chlobot May 27, 2015
Get the Moriartying mug.A suicidal, immigrant, geography teacher that hates every fiber of his being and his students. Very sweaty; very Irish. And very ginger. He spills his coffee down his shirt as ge gets unimaginably depressed and gets mental break downs when he gets bullies by his year 7 classes.
by Mr Moriarty Fandom September 15, 2019
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"Did you see the new season of Sherlock? Is Jim really alive?"
"Nah, it was a total moriarty baiting the whole time... there's Sherlock's evil sister instead."
"what"
"Nah, it was a total moriarty baiting the whole time... there's Sherlock's evil sister instead."
"what"
by TheAlec January 29, 2017
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