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fantasy merc

n. someone with no discernible sports allegiances other than those scattered individuals that make up their fantasy team.
How is this guy a sports fan? He's rooting for guys on both teams?
He's clearly a fantasy merc.
by tom hum April 18, 2010
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anthony mercado

The guy whose dick you want his dick inside of you
“I hope Anthony Mercado fucks me tonight”
by Katien57@gmail.com May 20, 2018
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Cole Marcellus Hart

A dirty ass dog who will cheat on you for some raggedy ass bitch. A man who is manipulative and a compulsive liar and has no feelings. A man who will sit and play “stepdaddy” and raise his ugly ass bastard children.
Cole Marcellus Hart is a dead beat parent.
by Sjsjjsk March 23, 2019
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Stella Mercado

A kind ringo loving person who is really good at dancing. She is very thin and tall and has tons of friends. She is a rich girls who hangs out with rich people. No matter how much money she has, she doesnt brag (“no flex”). She is a respectful person and loves dead english men.
“whos that girl dancing?”
“oh thats Stella Mercado!”
“shes cool ngl”
by andre grreeeen December 13, 2019
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Anal merc

When you destroy a girl during anal sex so and you completely destroy her asshole.
During anal sex: babe please don’t anal merc me please.
by BigdickMN April 11, 2020
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dirty marce'

The dirty marce' I recieved at that spa was the best thing for my neck and back.
by Lember April 16, 2020
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ethan mercado

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