the mars volta

...the closest you will ever get to the best music ever invented.

The Mars Volta is an eargasm addiction, give me my daily fix of vitamins T-M-V now!

Everything else just sounds so...boring

by jboi May 17, 2007

Meghan Markle

to complain despite being given opulence in life

Mike: I am so hungry today, what should I eat?
Sarah: Please dont Meghan Markle me. Imagine being in Syria, Afghanistan, or Yemen.
Mike: You are right. I live in a 10 million dollar mansion, and I still complain

by blacklion123 March 10, 2021

Mary Jane Rotten Crotch

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman's description of a promiscuous girl, one that may or may not be a soldier's girlfriend prior to his military service. The term originated in the 1987 movie FULL METAL JACKET, and was used to describe the difference between a Springfield M-14 rifle used during basic training, and a female human, to the Marines being trained.

Gunnery Sergeant Hartman's dialog during the movie FULL METAL JACKET (1987):

(Shouting): "Tonight, you pukes will sleep with your rifles. You will give your rifle a girl's name. Because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. Your days of finger-banging old MARY JANE ROTTEN CROTCH through her pretty pink panties are over. You're married to this piece, this weapon of iron and wood. And you will be faithful."

by Scorpion Fangs January 6, 2008

Marie-Pier

Is an amazing person. Very caring, smart and funny, in her own way! She is also a very determined person... makes a to do list, and always completes it. Usually always does things in advance. She is a good talker and makes everyone feel conferable! Has a great laugh, that is contagious! She tells you what she thinks and is always truth full and honest. Marie-Pier's are super supportive and makes a great friend. Anyone who has a Marie-Pier in their life, is very lucky!

Oh you're so lucky to have Marie-Pier as a friend! She is so funny!

by chef101 November 30, 2010

March 31

March 31st is a very special day. Not a lot of people are born on this day but if they are. wow. The are the most sexy girls and the hottest boys. If you know someone with this birthday make sure you keep them locked up. Everyone wants a march 31st lover.

dude 1: omg who is she?
dude 2: i don’t know but she’s born on march 31st

by thatannoyingdude October 14, 2019

Marna

A very smart, funny, beautiful and genuine girl, that likes adventure, but also likes rules and regulation. Seem to like train rides, and prefers cold weather to hot. Also, timelines are very important to her. Take her on a long, winding drive with loud music, and she’s yours.

Damn, she’s a genuine Marna.

by Tanaka Shaw April 22, 2018

Marline

A Marline is a one hell of a girl she is pretty in the inside and outside . she is there for everyone and she always has a smile even though she is hurting inside .if a Marline ever cries in front of you just know your special because they do everything they can to hide there feelings and have smile on and help others . They always put them selves last . The day Marline puts herself first will be the day she can’t handle it anymore but no matter what she is a good person and funny and good to be around and she has ONE HELL OF AN ATTITUDE . But she is the best . If he is ever your friend be lucky appreciate her.

Do you know a Marline because I heard she is the prettiest girl and a good person

by Marline April 11, 2019