Long walk for a biscuit

A long way to go for something not that impressive. Most commonly used to describe boring jokes and stories.

X: That set up was like 4 minutes long, and the punchline wasn't even funny!

Y: Yeah, it was long walk for a biscuit.

by Jkins August 5, 2010

Masturbatory Long Shower

Spending enough time in the shower not necessarily to include the act of sexual masturbation, but to be masturbatorily self indulgent.

"Tony, you are now taking a Masturbatory Long Shower. Turn off the water and cover yourself immediately."

"Holding the shower for an hour. What a wank!"

by kariusvega November 15, 2011

long-tongued lout

General term for someone you hate with a passion. Overlap: bastard, skank, dickhead, faggot, etc.

Eat shit, you fuckin' long-tongued lout!

by Forrest Carver June 4, 2005

in the middle of a long time

The place where Hyunjin from Stray Kids goes

It's been a long time since I've been in the middle of a long time

by Seungmin in the Building December 14, 2020

Long end of the stick

Too see a positive or favorable outcome from a situation that could have been really shity!

The rubber busted but she didnt get pregnant.. I got the long end of the stick!

by 432Cherries December 8, 2019

Bob Long Vice

An amazing paintball marker.
One of the best.

Dude A: i just ravaged some noobs with my new bob long vice.
Dude B: thats cool

by Kelen L January 17, 2009

long term bootycall

A boyfriend or someone whom you have sexual relations with often without a label.

Peter Quill: “I like to think of myself as a Titan killing, long term bootycall.”

by Marvxl September 23, 2018