lady boner

schwing

"petes new blond hair gives me such a lady boner (schwing)"

by Manboobsrsexy February 3, 2015

lady husband

A non lesbian life partner.

Always being there
Many moments of happiness
Y? Because we're meant to be

My lady husband sent me flowers today in support of my birthing day.

by KatyWalker October 9, 2007

Lady Boner

A more sophisticated form of the Girl Boner. Can refer to any person or object in which the lady has an obsession with.

The Queen has a Lady Boner for the chardonnay. Ke$ha has a girl boner for the boxed-wine.

by Nate dog da boss November 30, 2010

Lady Boat

(n., english) A hypothetical boat carrying those one has feelings for. This boat may carry crushes, dates, and spouses. An extended metaphor concerning the "lady boat" as well as the ocean it sails has also developed.

Character A: Do you like her?
Character B: Well, she is on my Lady Boat.

by willjack December 29, 2007

young lady

1. What old people say when talking about a girl or young woman

2. What your parental figure says to you while yelling at you

Def 1:

Grandma 1: You know my granddaughter has been spending a lot of time volunteering at our church
Grandma 2: Ah, she is such a fine young lady
Def 2:

Mom: Young lady, you better explain yourself!

by dO I LOOK- January 24, 2021

Lady Boots

When you wear your lady friend like a pair of boots. Guess where your foot goes!

I couldn't find any shoes to wear to the party on saturday, so Jessica offered to be my lady boots. Obviously I only had the one, but I was the life and soul of the party. Shame about Jessica's womb though.

by Giga Sonic December 6, 2010

Trivia lady

A term coined for an ill-informed host with a penchant for replacing actual facts with rubbish opinions based on how she feels on the day.
Often seen on Wednesday nights 'Entertaining' people who are pretending that they know all of the answers to every question on every subject known to man-kind.

"This trivia quiz is wrong, and I hate you trivia lady"!

"Hey, let's go to the North Gong and play trivia, we can cheat and use our phones to google the answers, the Trivia lady is dumb as shit and won't even know we're doing it"!

"Trivia lady, why are you back here in the cleaners closet crying"?

by Channybangbang February 22, 2011