lady boner

schwing

"petes new blond hair gives me such a lady boner (schwing)"

by Manboobsrsexy February 3, 2015

lady husband

A non lesbian life partner.

Always being there
Many moments of happiness
Y? Because we're meant to be

My lady husband sent me flowers today in support of my birthing day.

by KatyWalker October 9, 2007

Lady Boner

A more sophisticated form of the Girl Boner. Can refer to any person or object in which the lady has an obsession with.

The Queen has a Lady Boner for the chardonnay. Ke$ha has a girl boner for the boxed-wine.

by Nate dog da boss November 30, 2010

Lady Boots

When you wear your lady friend like a pair of boots. Guess where your foot goes!

I couldn't find any shoes to wear to the party on saturday, so Jessica offered to be my lady boots. Obviously I only had the one, but I was the life and soul of the party. Shame about Jessica's womb though.

by Giga Sonic December 6, 2010

Rainbow Lady

A lesbian. See also Rainbow Man and Rainbow Youth.

I thought that that girl was making out with a dude, but it turns out it was just a manish Rainbow Lady.

by raibowlady November 21, 2010

lady spaz

sarcastic term for a chick who freaks out a lot; the LJ handle of one of the sweetest girls on the planet

"Hey, what took you so long?"
"Whatcha think? Lady Spaz here had to call her mama first..."

"Dude, you got yourself one grade-A lady spaz."

by Tenne August 27, 2005

Lady Boat

(n., english) A hypothetical boat carrying those one has feelings for. This boat may carry crushes, dates, and spouses. An extended metaphor concerning the "lady boat" as well as the ocean it sails has also developed.

Character A: Do you like her?
Character B: Well, she is on my Lady Boat.

by willjack December 29, 2007