knobsense

the use of cocklogic, when inebriated, to pick a potential victim for an evening's mating.

i put me willy in a minger -it was utter knobsense.

by gubbins July 10, 2007

Knobbing Off

'Knobbing Off/To Knob off' - To get something done.

Natalie is quickly knobbing off her coffee before heading to work this morning as he is running late.

by Paul Webb Snr March 22, 2009

knoblett

A small knob.
A term of light abuse used for ones closer friends or housemates.

used to abuse in an endearing way. say if someone had not washed dishes or eaten your food.

" oh no you left the wet washing in the machine you utter knoblett"

by saintty June 9, 2009

knoblem

A problem of the male genitalia such as an STI, a direct hit by an oject (accidental or meant) or the worst kind, catching of said weapon in the flies of your trousers

"what's up John mate? You're walking a little gingerly" "oh Les, took one to the hang down off one of the kids this morning and its throbbing" "quick, get John some ice he's got a right knoblem

by coyneezy July 26, 2009

Knobsickle

A small penis, when erect

My boyfriend has a knobsickle

by furrylampshade2543 November 9, 2009

knobability

To be a woman of great beauty who has great sexual attractiveness.

There's no doubt about it, she has knobability.

by Roopybabe November 22, 2013

Knobing

When you or a loved one partakes in the action of bending over and getting butt fucked by a door knob

"Hi Carl I was knobing my door all night long"

by Diefoll March 4, 2018