God please kill me

Something you say when you're depressed.
You aren't suicidal but you wish that you were because then maybe people would notice the pain you're confronted with daily. If you are suicidal, call 1-800-273-8255 it's going to be okay.

John: God please kill me
God: You don't mean that haha
John: I know but I could really use a hug right now

God please kill me by sereklsj March 10, 2022

road kill 

When traveling for business or pleasure and you manage to bang some ho you pick up at a bar or other establishment.

I went to Boston last week and got 2 road kills under my belt.

road kill by The Road Kill Assassin May 28, 2005

eat what you kill 

noun:
To earn a living or make $$ by doing your things on your own; syn to be self employed
or
To work on a commission only basis with no salary

most common: Slang = to earn your keep

The computer sales business is "eat what you kill".
I run my own business so it is "eat what you kill".
If Jayson wants to work here much longer he is gonna have to eat what he kills.

eat what you kill by JTH13 May 28, 2008

fashion road kill 

This is a term used when someone, usually a girl wears an item of clothing that is tacky, cheap and just plain wrong.

Q) What is she wearing?, the colour is crap and it's 3 sizes too small.

a) Fashion Road Kill

fashion road kill by Natalie August 10, 2004

The Kill 

The Best of the best. No other better

Dude I scored some Bud today It was.. The Kill!! I saw Your Mother naked last night..She has The Kill Tits!! I Love Your new Truck. Its The Kill

The Kill by REBELHAWK June 7, 2007

Snow Boner Kill

The day after a large snow storm when every other school is cancelled except for yours.

Today is such a snow boner kill. All of my friends are out of school except for me!

Snow Boner Kill by soxrule2717 December 8, 2009

triple kill 

When you kill three people in a short amount of time in Halo.

I just got a triple kill on Worf alone! He's such a n00b.

triple kill by Napster August 30, 2004