jordan Busch

i nice extremely short guy who steals your shit

no jordan Busch

by bingus bog April 27, 2022

Jordan John

If you are a Jordan John, that means that you are a little Asian grandchild immigrant who braids armpit hair for a living. You have an intense OBSESSION towards all other races and you eat rabbit or deer meat only. Your favorite movie is How the Grinch Stole Christmas because you look like the Grinch. You are also incredibly overweight.

She is such a Jordan John. She needs to eat some veggies.

by truthteller34534343 April 8, 2019

Jordan Daley

A term for a black man with a small penis and or crusty lips.

Jim: yo did you hear about that 'Jordan Daley'?

Bob: yea I heard he hadn't put on lipstick in 3 years!!

by Yashua Shahal June 3, 2016

jordan poke

when you poke someone who is drunk, and they don't care/notice.

"yo dude i was totaly jordan poked you last night man"

by fuknot June 28, 2008

pulling a Jordan

taking a very long time to get ready, in order to go/do something..

"Dude, we've been waiting for like 45 minutes.."
"He's pulling a Jordan.. might as well sleep, its gonna be another 2 hours.."

by Jack Sears November 7, 2018

jordan orzel

Super hot

Jordan Orzel is so hot

by Luca V May 25, 2017

winston jordan

the most amazing guy i know. he makes me smile when i'm around him. i cant get him off my mind.

girl:"i love winston jordan so much."

friend:"you two would make such a cute couple"

girl:"thank you (:"

by pistol95 May 5, 2010