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Ben Cade Johnson

A complete moron

He’s is stoopid that he doesn’t even know that everyone thinks he is hilarious
Oh look Ben Cade Johnson is doing that thing again
by Old handle boi November 6, 2019
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Colby Bobby Johnson

Me: bro that dude eats cigarettes. Friend: he look like he was born out of ant hill Me: hes a colby bobby johnson for sure
by truthdefintion November 1, 2018
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Ian Johnson's mom

Man Ian Johnson's mom is so hot.
by Ciaran Ryan May 6, 2022
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I Frame Johnson

After taking damage in most video games you will become invincible for a short while and can sometimes use that to bypass obstacles (this is most commonly used in platformers) and your character will be considered I Frame Johnson
Chat: "haha you took damage!"

Raysfire: "don't worry guys, we're gonna be I Frame Johnson to dodge these enemies"

Chat: "you're bald"
by QuackMaster12 July 15, 2022
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Lyndon B. Johnson

When you have an in-person conversation with somebody whilst you are on the toilet. It's often used as a power move to intimidate or dominate others, by making them feel uncomfortable.
My boss pulled a Lyndon B. Johnson to intimidate the two business men.
by Lil_Bird414 February 25, 2022
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The Angry Johnson Thompson

When your man's being particularly disrespectful and you want to knock him down a few pegs. Set the scene for a special night and drop some hints about a blow job. Blindfold and start to tease.. Once suitably worked up, take a vengeful back swing and kick him in the Johnson (penis) as hard as he deserves.

When he's inevitably angry, naked and confused, tell him to search 'Angry Johnson Thompson' on urban dictionary.
The Angry Johnson Thompson:

Sam kept quoting urban dictionary references so my sister Anna recommended I treat him to the Angry Johnson Thompson.

Laura: "Yeah great Idea!"

Anna: "make sure you take a big back swing"

Laura: "Have you got any steel toe cap boots I can borrow?"
by Chelsea25 October 16, 2023
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The Dwayne "Rock" Johnson

The sexual act of knocking your gf/bf out with a wrestling move then filling his/her anus with rocks
Thought the new fast and furious movie was so good I decided to do The Dwayne "Rock" Johnson to my gf
by Capt moist February 7, 2017
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