Johnny B'd

Being continuously skipped on rotation by a stingy mother fucker who smokes a bowl to himself in front of company and doesn't share

Man ! I totally got Johnny B'd three times last night...and I could smell that was some good shit !

by Bettywhite June 7, 2014

Johnny ilias

Johnny is #obsessed with Tom hickey for absolutely no reason. He goes for an irrelevant team (swans) and for some reason thinks they will win the premiership (wishful thinking if you ask me)

Johnny thinks he is going to get a prize after playing a bacon game (made by Phillip bae) for about 2 weeks straight for 300+ levels. However he does not realise he is not getting a prize and he really just wasted his precious time (and his screentime).

Johnny ilias is going to turn into a bacon if he doesnt stop with his stupid game.

by Nickdaicos=goat September 16, 2022

Johnny

A man usually southern who has a big one.

Erica: Yo Tamera
Tamera: Yes?
Erica: You see Darrell
Tamera: Yeah why

Erica: Look down
Tamera: Damn that’s a Johnny!

by Jayyythecoach December 19, 2020

Johnny-on-the-Spot

He's the guy with the impeccable timing

^ Teacher turned her back for like three seconds, and that's all I needed to copy every answer off nerdboy's exam sheet
> Dude! You're a regular Johnny-on-the-Spot
^ Fuckin' A!

by thurb March 31, 2023

Johnny

Szymon's best friend. He has a shit ton of sisters, everyone thinks he is gay but he denies it like the turkish deny their war crimes.

Szymon: "Nigga, give me some of these sisters."

Johnny: "You're doing me a favour man."

by Dajedupyzatalerzzupy August 28, 2023

Johnnys

condoms its a word used mostly in ireland and the uk

friend:are u wearin johnnys lad?
person:yea
friend:ah fair play to ya

by yanansnikers June 30, 2021

johnny

Johnny is a kind loyal friend, he is smart and kind, he loves his friends will do anything for them

Johnny is a smart little boy

by sophie20603 June 17, 2019