Jizz Khalifa

When you cum in a girls mouth and make her a hit a blunt before she swallows.

I heard you gave your girlfriend got a jizz khalifa

by Beach_Boys February 21, 2019

jizz spokesman

An extremely perverted 13 yr old australian boy that is always telling other people and other girls around his age on text that he watches hentai every night, how much he jizzes every time he faps, the size of his dick, the filename of the porn folders he has on his phone, the specific content in the folders, the type of porn he watches, and the last time he fapped.

Hey, that damn jizz spokesman chase keeps telling this girl sarah that he measured his dick the other day and said it was 4 inches and even posted it on youtube, and last night he told my fucking girlfriend about a folder on his phone called that has animal crossing isabelle porn in it.

by EenBeen June 11, 2020

Jazzy Response Time

Jazzy Response Time.

When someone takes ten fucking eons to respond to a simple message in a roleplay. This time is usually measured by Jazzy minutes, where one Jazzy minute equals two hours.

Person 1: “Why the fuck are they taking so long, dude? It’s been four hours and they haven’t responded yet.”
Person 2: “Gotta be that Jazzy Response Time.”

by th1sdj October 28, 2020

Jizz in my pants

When Bruce Willis is dead at the end of sixth sense...

Andy Samberg: I jizz in my pants.

by Joe mama's nuts March 4, 2021

post-jizz fatigue

The immense feeling of tiredness that follows ejaculating, whether masturbation or sex. The reason why many men masturbate in bed so they can fall asleep easier.

Last night i couldn't fall asleep, so i jacked off and the post-jizz fatigue helped me fall asleep right away.

by bob mcgee jr July 15, 2011

Phantom Jizz

Phantom Jizz is when you reach the pinnacle of your session and you ejaculate, except when you look down, the jizz is nowhere to be seen. You didn't actually jizz, but it feels like you did. No cleanup needed!

Man, I hate it when I get Phantom Jizz, dude!

by Vandilan June 8, 2015

clown jizz

glitter

Damn, those kids are covered in clown jizz after that art project.

by Half-Paddle March 25, 2016