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sissy man jerk 

A type of person who combines being a sissy and a jerk.
Normally being a jerk for acting cool and being a sissy for not being able to back it up.
This insult is used to describe the worst jerks who say they are going to do something but don't
That damn sissy man jerk Nolan, he abondoned me last night! He's such a stinky loser.
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wild turkey jerk off

When a guy jerks off intensely making Turkey noises and then cums on his girlfriend's back and sticks feathers to it
Me and my girlfriend might try a wild Turkey jerk off

Clean Jerk 

The act of convincing a female to remove her shirt and bra prior to jerking you off. The logic is that after wearing her down, even to agree to said jerk-off, you thoughtfully propose that she would not want to stain her clothes with any of your man juice.
She flatly refused to fuck me on the first date, and it took me an hour to convince that bitch to jerk me off, but the mention of a clean jerk got her tits out in no time.
Clean Jerk by ZippyMoonbat April 6, 2010

heft and jerk 

the act of a large woman or man attempting to dance as if unaware of their size and danger to others on the dance floor , usually with choppy movement
"Check out the fatty , I think shes doing the heft and jerk "
heft and jerk by Brian Styron December 30, 2008
Similar to a circle jerk, a wave jerk is when a group of guys all join in on a Google Wave session and, using some video extension, all jerk off to the same porn video.
ThunderCat4000: yo after i log off dis game i'm havin a wave jerk wit my frenzz wanna join? we're redtubin it baby.
wave jerk by bassbaboonist November 5, 2009

Jimmy jerk 

An Jimmy jerk is where someone by the name of Jimmy jerks you off.
Oh man my nigga Jimmy just gave my the best Jimmy jerk yet?