dont get cooked stay of the hook

A term used in splatoon 2 used in the news channel

Dont get cooked stay of the hook!

by Woomy69 April 1, 2019

Deep sea rusty fish hook

When ur fucking a girl doggy style u insert ur index finger into ur own ass then u take ur shitty finger stick it in her mouth & pull on her cheek

She didnt like the deep sea rusty fish hook

by Bb&cv July 9, 2010

power geek with all the hook ups

power geek with all the hook up - a tool, fool, nerd or geek of the highest caliber

Rich was a great judge of on knowing who is a power geek with all the hook ups and was not afraid of sharing this vital information.

by TooSick4U April 20, 2008

Grassroots Law of Hook-up Potential

If there's grass in the field, play ball

Since the girl had bush, the pink was all mine

by Dan March 4, 2003

I'll hook you up with the good parts.

I'll tear you out of that red sweater and khakis and screw your brains out.

Jake: "No. Really. There are no markdowns, just great rates"
Maya: "Pull around back in twenty minutes. I'll hook you up with the good parts."
Jake: "When you want the real deal....."

by feed the dogs January 4, 2021

man door hand hook car door

The mans hook is caught in the car door.

man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much" "what is it honey?" "our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel." "ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen." "good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"
So the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"
The girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.

by Anedo February 4, 2019

man door hand hook car door

man door hand hook car door refers to a popular story based on the urban legend about The Hook. The joke is that the story is horribly written. The story goes as follows:

man & girl go out to drive under moonlight. they stop at on at a side of road. he turn to his girl and say: "baby, i love you very much" "what is it honey?" "our car is broken down. i think the engine is broken, ill walk and get some more fuel." "ok. ill stay here and look after our stereo. there have been news report of steres being stolen." "good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"

so the guy left to get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and a voice say "LET ME IN"

the girl doesn't do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door.

It is not typically used in a sentence but rather as a stand-alone joke. Simply saying "man door hand hook car door" usually gets a few laughs

by storme k September 14, 2018