goggle gap

When skiing, you wear your goggles so that between your goggles and helmet, there is a large gap. Only acceptable in freeride skiing when worn with very low pants. Other than this, you may be referred to as a yeti.

Dude! That guy is such a yeti! Check out his goggle gap!

by Bob wants you July 7, 2006

goggie catchers

Slang word for tracksuit bottoms.

Person 1: Ahh nice trakkie bottoms there mate.
Person 2: You mean googie catchers?
Person 1: goggie what?
Person 2: Goggie catchers, as in trakky bottoms

by Arielle. January 17, 2008

beer goggles

the process of flocking to "the ugly bitchs" after downing a case. But the ugly bitchs appear quite attractive to the untrained eye/beer goggles. Except you wake up the next morning with a massive headache in the bushs or on a friends futon with the fat ugly bitch.

"alec why the fuck are you naked in the bushs with rachel that, fat ugly bitch? take off your damn beer goggles!"
"she's hott man its ok....its ok just leave me alone."

by Polhamus February 19, 2006

tech goggles

Also afflicts students at New Mexico Tech. Similar to Riddle Vision.

(Tech Student) Damn! That chick is HOT!

(NMSU Student) I think that's a horse...

by NM Rox March 15, 2005

gogrious

highly preposterous specimen.

When Petunia said " im as tall as the roof!"
Caitlin said "thats gogrious!"

by thatsquidgirl November 30, 2009

Goggle-nesia

forgetting what you were going to search for while browser is starting up.

I am sitting at the google prompt, and can't remeber what I was going to search for, this goggle-nesia is killing me

by ICan'tRemember99 September 4, 2010

Goggles Off

A term marking the end of douche-baggery. After one has removed his or her goggles--either literally or figuratively--he or she is relieved of acting like, looking like, or feeling like a jackass. Generally used as a word of advice.

For literal situations:

S: Hey dude, I like your outift, especially your winter hat and welding goggles around your neck. It's silly and cool 'cause there's no need for either of those things right now!

B: Yeah, I think it's pretty cool too. You really like it?

S: No, take your goggles off, you look like a motherfucker.

For everyday "goggle" situations:
Perhaps you're at a party...

S: Hey, you're acting like a real ass... maybe this should be your last drink, 'cause you don't wanna be "that guy."

B: Don't tell me what to do! I'll drink more just to spite you.

S: Take your goggles off, man.

by hellocurly2 January 1, 2011