groupwank

Groupwanking is a term when a group of men gather around a cookie or biscuit and start masturbating on it. Last one to ejaculate needs to eat the biscuit.

First person to ejaculate: Thank God I ejaculated first, Phewwwwwww
Last person to ejaculate: Fuck you man
Others: EAT IT, EAT IT, RULES OF GROUPWANK

by masterbeef May 25, 2014

groupsie

Similar to the meaning of "selfie", but used when a picture of a group is taken with a front camera instead of just yourself.

Also a fun game: try to take a picture with yourself and a group of people in it and count how many people fit in the picture, the largest number wins.
#whocantakethebiggestgroupsie

girl 1: let's all take a picture!
guy 1: wow, we're a big group of people, how big is our groupsie?
girl 2: we have 22 people in it!
guy 2: that's our biggest groupsie yet! Let's post it on instagram!

by Groupsie July 20, 2014

Groupless

A sad and lonely picture taken of yourself,

Jim was home drinking alone again, so he took a groupless, which no one saw, due to him having no friends.

by Mastalee June 6, 2015

groupophobia

fear or intolerance of groups other than one's own

Donald Trump uses paranoia and groupophobia as a means to motivate his followers.

by Luke Indago August 6, 2016

Groupie ass

A Groupie ass is typically a young woman who regularly follows a pop group, or other celebrity, especially in the hope of having a sexual relationship with them.

Amanda: I love your music so much, and the way you act in the stage, the look, the moves, everything. Can I stay and travel around the world with you, guys? Therefore, I could get some interviews, make you more famous, all with passion, and only!
Popstar: Get your groupie ass outta' here, Amanda! We don't need no Almost Famous - Sagas, 'round here..

by moozymathers September 23, 2018

techno-groupie

Guy or gal who digs technology but isn't necessarily tech savvy. They know they want the gadgets but don't always know how to use them. They are in complete awe of those who master technology. May be seen wearing "I HEART GEEKS" T-Shirts

"That girl just bought an iPhone and she doesn't even know how to install Tweetdeck. She's such at techno-groupie."

by jeatags July 13, 2009

Vsco groupchat

A groupchat the girls use to talk about posts on vsco. Vsco groupchats often talk about the happiness it brings them and joy. They also might talk about posts that are a little extra.

"Oh i really want to be in the vsco groupchat with all the girls"

by Vsco gal July 13, 2018