gobble my knob

Something you can say to a woman if you're interested in getting kicked in the nuts.

He said, "gobble my knob," so I tied him up, took his clothes, and left.

by Stormcrafter April 28, 2006

goblers point

the point where you ask a girl to give you a blowjob,

"will you meet me at goblers point, come alone tell no one."
"the Mrs has the painters in this week, so I had to go to goblers point instead!"

by Johnny Sunshine October 30, 2007

poon gobbler

A person who consumes vast quantities of poontangs (has had sex many man many many times)

That little kid on the drama team is a such a poon gobbler! He gets 5 or 10 ladies a night!

by Beachums May 13, 2006

slippery goblin

When a man opens up a freshly cracked and shaken glowstick, and pours all the liquid on his crotch. This will give the area a bright and slippery appearance. Immediately afterwards the man will then fuck somebody.

After last night rave I decided to show my kandi girl some loving with my slippery goblin.

You know with that new glowstick you got there you could give her a well desired slippery goblin.

by djxxnip April 25, 2010

marshmallow gobbler

A floozy that gobbles a white mans balls until he ejaculates and spreads his marshmallow goo.

Get on your knees you little marshmallow gobbler and give me s'more.

by Ziggyz123 July 9, 2014

Giant Gobbo Tits

*woof woof woof* *panting* AWOOOGA, humina humina humina *boioioing
Giant honkers

Man, I love my giant gobbo tits ❤

by obie._.obie April 27, 2021

The Dick Goblin

legendary female from El Paso, TX, but now resides somewhere in the New Orleans area. Has a wrinkled stomach and uncontrollable cravings for dick like a leprechaun has for gold. She must have regularly administered doses of anticock craving serum to avoid exposing her true form. Also known as The Goblin.

I fucked the Dick Goblin last night.

by Smasherman August 16, 2008