french dennis

an erotic act in which a female parts the hairs of the recipient's anus and then places their chin into the anal cavity, making it appear as though they have a french mustache.

EX.1
"dude did you see that girl i hooked up with last night she was hot"
"she was all right, but didnt it bother you that she had a cleft pallet"
"not really she gave me a french dennis and i couldnt see it, she kinda looked like cap'n crunch"

EX.2
"hey cecil how was your weekend?"
"you wouldnt belive it, bernice gave me a french dennis, then we watched spanglish while wearing davey crockett hats and 3-D goggles"

by bryant gumbal's frontbum November 8, 2007

French Schnitzel

The act when a women shoves either a slim jim or other form of beef jerky into her vaginal cavities while she is having her period and having a man lick and or eat the entire blood covered snack.

Dude last night my girlfriend gave me a taste of her French Schnitzel

by Mikehal October 9, 2008

french class

-loving your teacher
-looking up cuss words

-the only class you care about
-do you have a pencil?
-the teacher saying French words really fast to confuse you (especially during reciting words)

-messing up and calling your teacher Ms./Mrs. instead of Mme.

-Is this the real life? Or do I just love French?

*teacher says a bunch of crap*
You- ah French Class...

by French10101 February 14, 2014

French Dip

Where your woman lays on her back with her legs in the air and you squat above her and dip your ballsack in to her wet pussy juice (jus de pusspuss).

"Hey Jim. I had a cracking French Dip last night, my sack was really moist."

by Twojimmys November 20, 2016

finch

1. A person who scores with a friend's mom.
OR
2. A guy who is more interessted in older women then girls his own age.

1. DAMN Finch! was his mom good?
2. Stop looking at his mom FINCH!

by Christine April 16, 2004

french bite

In the middle of making out you gently bite the other person's nose, often licking it a bit while doing it.

I gave Shauna I french bite yesterday!

by Nornirishlad6969 April 2, 2016

jane and finch

Firstly, Jane and Finch is a great neighborhood. It is located in Toronto in the former North York region. Although I cannot deny the fact that Jane and Finch has a some flaws, it is wrong to categorize everyone that lives in Jane and Finch as a looser and ganagster wannabes. Jane and Finch was one of the first Government housing projects in Toronto. Due to this there are a lot of immigrants there, who are rather desperate, which, in a way explains some of the activity that goes on in that area. Despite all the negativity that people associate with Jane and Finch, there are a lot of scholars there who are attending post secondary school and are making something of themselves.

I have been living in Jane and Finch since I was 5 years old. I am currently 19 and attend the University of Western Ontario. Whoever the imbecile is that took the time to write all those untruthful and degrading comments about the residents of the Jane and Finch area needs to get a fucking life. It says you're from Kingston Ontario, what could you possibly know about Jane and Finch you trifling bitch. I wish I had something to say about Kingston, Ontario, but unfortunately nothing great has come out of Kingston, Ontario, so there's not much to talk about. They should have founded a better city for Queens University. I'm glad I rejected their offer and went to Western, I'd hate to have to come across ignorant people like that.

by Jane and Finch Representative January 31, 2007