fake friend

They often criticize you for what you can’t control, make rude comments, say hurtful things, only make time for themselves, only call or text you on their own agenda, when you say something important they reply with a single word or oh, they don’t understand what they’re doing is wrong, tell you about something they dislike or someone then go and hang out and love them the next.

“____ is such a fake friend.”

by no beetle jucie November 7, 2019

Fake Bitorian

A large breed canine descending from the northern most region of Malaysia often referred to as "The land of No-Argh".The Fake Bitorian is characterized by its large black nose, over sized floppy ears and gaseous discharge emitting from its rear end. The Fake Bitorian was aptly named in 1902 when French time share salesman Jerad Depardu was repeatedly fake bitten on the hand and lower extremities while enticing one of the golden creatures with a Kraft single.

I thought for sure the young child had been brutally maimed by a large dog. Luckily it was only a Fake Bitorian.

by Ferretboy June 12, 2011

fake and take

The act of pretending to love one, then over a short period of time you take their virginty.

mikayla's best friend, suspected her new boyfriend was trying to pull a fake and take on her.

by Dkui August 6, 2017

Fake Prankster

Fake Prankster (n). Someone who won't go up to real strangers; who doesn't have balls....... and a bitch.

Bitch number one Fouseytube. Fouseytube you're the biggest bitch one Youtube you are cry-baby you had guts to say that 99% pranks are fake, yeah because 1% real is me you're the fucking fake one Fake Prankster

by Vacriel November 5, 2018

Fake bitchez

A girl that goes to bjh!

Did you see the fake bitchez at bjh today?

by I used 2 b friends with fake b December 15, 2018

Fake hippy

Anyone wearing long hair because it's fashionable or socially acceptable, ie, many people these days,including dreadlocks, ponytails, and man buns, without any predilection towards or interest in the hippy lifestyle,ie, a total fake or fraud

Look at that stupid scally twat and his long hair, he looks like a fucking psychopath, fake hippy cunt

by Colonel Hassle July 28, 2019

fake death

when somebody pretends to die but they’re still alive

Jack: juicewrld is dead did you hear?
Darius: haha no it was a fake death. he’s still alive!

by psycho_man December 10, 2019