ass factory

A guy who is such an asshole that calling him a mere asshole doesn't cut it.

Look, ASS FACTORY, I want my money back NOW or you'll be seeing the five of clubs!!!

by ghost July 31, 2003

factotum

n. A man who never had a job he liked; and never kept a job he had.

On such jobs a factotum becomes tired. They experience weariness beyond fatigue. They say mad, brilliant things. Out of my head, I cussed and talked and cracked jokes and sang. Hell boils with laughter.

by Nietzschean July 3, 2007

Spit Facts

A meme originating from the TVFilthyFrank video Human Cake were Vsauce Spits Facts.

Commenter: Do spit facts pleas

by ToasterMan September 5, 2016

factbrary

(opposite of LIEbrary)
someone who has all the facts about everything.
someone who knows most every useless sports trivia fact.
someone with all the answers.

man, he sure knows a lot.
yeah, he's a real factbrary i would say.

by Jesse Colburn February 14, 2008

word factory

a term for a person's mouth; normally used in arguements or comebacks.

"shut your word factory"

by GorillaHandbook June 7, 2005

black factor

A real estate term used to describe an area of low property value due to african americans living in close proximity.

We didnt have to worry about the black factor when we moved in 10 years ago. We'll never sell this place for what its worth now.

by A-ron C May 3, 2007

wife-faction

The amount of good (or bad) will your spouse currently bears toward your excessive gaming - especially in MMOs.

Originally coined by Omage on the Permafrost server in EQ2.

"Gotta go work on my wife-faction (i.e., empty the dishwasher), so I can raid this evening."

by DizzyGee October 19, 2007