Faster than a nun’s nugget

Really fast

My teeth are faster than a nun’s nugget

by Trunchbull1969 January 30, 2021

Father

A father is someone who cares for a child such a feeding the child.

Damien was his father.

by Dcde April 2, 2021

falternative

Something dat you do instead of clumsily screwing up.

Carrying objects in a backpack is a good falternative to awkwardly lugging them in your arms, where you might stumble and drop said cargo.

by QuacksO April 6, 2021

father

1. The person that probably produced you as a sperm
2. A supposed religious god/goddess
3. The nickname of the founder of Best Korea

1. My father likes potatoes
2. Our father isn't taking the China Virus seriously
3. We should bless the father for his doings in Best Korea

by imananonymoususer February 23, 2021

farternal

Referring to "brotherly minded" dudes who love PASSING the time by PASSING gas.

A neighbor gave me a whole case of canned beans, so I think I'll host an impromptu farternal backyard barbecue for all my buddies.

by QuacksO April 15, 2021

Father

An organism that leaves for milk and never comes back.

My father left for milk wonder when he is gonna come back?

by Dickriderking May 11, 2021

Father problems

When the father that a woman had was physically present but emotionally not available. Similar context to "daddy issues" where the father is physically absent, etc.

She didn't exactly have 'daddy issues', it was more like father problems.

If you simp for Dabi, you have daddy issues, but if you simp for Nanami, then you have father problems.

by Kai's sl*t May 15, 2021