everlasting blowjob

When someone (a person with male genitals) uses a stapler to attach his foreskin to the lips of another person.

Dude that hooker from last week gives absolutely great head, I'm thinking about giving her an everlasting blowjob next time we meet up.

by Paladinus Maximus October 12, 2022

Evelyn

A very stubborn, cold but can be a great person when you need her. She is really straight up, and will give you advice that will hurt you, but will help in the future. (eventually) She is someone that is very mysterious, and hides a lot of things. But once you turn into a special person to her, and be in her soft spot, she will open up to you, and you will see her as a whole different person. She has beautiful eyes, that once you look at them you get mesmerized. She has long hair, a body of a goddess, and you will surely fall in love with her once you talk to her. She will put you down a lot of times, but once you show her that you're not a person who gives up, she will give you a chance and sees how it goes. Evelyn is a person who you can put your trust in, and she is a person who also will break your heart. But she will make it up to you once she realizes how wrong she was. Evelyn might be stubborn but she is someone who learns from her mistakes and does choices that will help her be someone better. She is an independent women, She won't change for no man either. She is a strong person and will do anything to make her life successful. If you have an Evelyn in you're life, you're really lucky, even if she pisses you off a lot, and breaks you're heart, She is worth it. Trust her.

Person 1: I can't believe Evelyn would do that!!
Person 2: Shut up, Go back to her before you're life turns into a living hell without her!!

by akakakakakakakakakakakakakakaf October 30, 2022

Everyday Indiana omar

A derogatory term for hispanic males who reject their home Depot and Modelo roots and play too much dnd to date women.

That white washed esse is your everyday Indiana omar

by Mrdeadjames November 8, 2022

Evelynn

evelynn is easy to play and gay champion in league of legends

oh look, its evelynn!

by MrsEvelynn December 4, 2022

everyn

a pretty girl that dyes her hair to much and gets obsessed way to easily

did you see everyn today? she's always with her partner

by ev December 4, 2022

Evelyn

Evelyn is the most generous, sexy, kind, loyal, outgoing, the best listener, open minded, kind hearted, sweetest, thoughtful, hot, gorgeous, independent, intelligent, hardworking, creative, patient in the ENTIRE universe not even the amount of compliments i just named tell you how perfect she is. Perfect is a tiny word for Evelyn there is no word in this world that could ever truly tell you how amazing and perfect Evelyn is, it just wont be big enough. If you ever have a problem you can always count on Evelyn. If you're ever sad you can always count on Evelyn to be there. Shes the best person ever, just one look at her and you will completely melt because of how perfect she is. There is seven levels of beauty, 1: Ugly 2: Ok 3: Cute 4: Hot 5: Gorgeous 6: Perfect and 7: Evelyn. No one can ever be better than Evelyn

Boy 1: Wow did you just see Evelyn!!? Damn no one in this world can compare to her shes perfect.
Girl 1: Look at Evelyn, shes so perfect i wish i could be as perfect as she is.

by evelyn81982773 December 9, 2022

everyday-ass

Adjective: To describe something repetitive, such as an article of clothing or a situation

« You always wearing that everyday-ass jacket with that everyday-ass black t-shirt »

by JellyGangF January 14, 2023