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Tattoo Theory of Douchebaggery

The use of tattoos as an indicator of douchebaggery in men. Those with tattoos containing any color other than black have a high probability of being a douche. Those with tattoos containing only black ink are included in the douche category if any of those tattoos are in the form of an armband. Tattooless individuals are in the safe category unless those individuals can also be identified as metrosexual, which then puts them at extremely high risk for committing douchebaggery.
"Molly, you’d better steer clear of that guy. His lame ass sports logo tattoos and tribal armband put him on the high risk list as defined by the Tattoo Theory of Douchebaggery, and just make him look like a tool."
by JeepGirl09 October 24, 2012
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douche sauce

its the water after its cleaned the womans gash
shaun do you want douche sauce with your kebab
by lukeboi July 9, 2006
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douche-monger

One who spreads douche-like behavior. Always an insult. Used in place of douchebag.
-That guys an asshole
-Yeah, he's a real douche-monger
by not Dan N. January 1, 2009
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douchebaggette

A way of calling a female a douchebag. Also used if you want to call a gay a douche.
Guy1: Dude my teacher gave me an F for talking.

Guy2: Man, what a douchebaggette.
by TheMakerOf May 21, 2009
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Douchebagery

The actual act, or actions of what could be considered you being a douchebag. Mostly identified with men with small man's syndrome, small penis syndrome, steroid use, Ed Hardy t-shirts, Affliction clothing, or Tap Out t-shirts.
"Hey Bob, you see that guy in the Affliction t-shirt going to every girl in the bar and hitting on them?"

Bob: "Yeah, i can't believe some girls actualy fall for that guy and all his douchebagery"
by Master Deluxe February 4, 2010
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douche kayak

A person who is a douche, but you enjoy hanging out with them. One step above a douche canoe.
"I like hanging out with Tom and he is fun but he is still a douche."
"I know me too, he's a douche kayak."
by dk4lifee March 26, 2010
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Douche Flute

"Justin's douche flute made my fire alarm go off last night."
by Tclick October 14, 2017
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