dude for real

making something serious beyond all other seriousness. it is never to be abused, used to trick someone, or used in conjunction with a lie. It can be used as a question asking the truthfulness or seriousness of a previous statement, or used in ones own sentence either before or after the sentence to describe its truthfulness or seriousness.

Guy 1: hey wake up the building is on fire!
Guy 2: Dude for real?
Guy 1: YEAH, dude for real.

Matt: hey, dude for real, there is a giant bee stinging people to death outside.
VInce: oh, well thanks for the heads up. i will stay inside.
Matt: good idea.

by vinnievroomvroom August 26, 2013

dumbashcrew

Dumbashcrew is a crew of people that are really high. They smoke a lot of weed, and rumor has it that they are originally from denmark.

They appear anonymously on instagram under the username "dumbashcrew", but no one has ever seen their actual faces.

Directly translated from Danish, "dumbashcrew" means insanely-high-crew.

A regular every-day Dumbashcrew dialogue:

"gollum, come closer" griffin said. "pass the joint already, bitch" gollum replied. lil zod (danish slang for cigarette) observed the conversation and said "lol, im bash.". that's when the swiftest pothead of northern zealand slipped and fell into a puddle and shouted "FUCK" suddenly lil scratchy arn ended the conversation by saying nothing whatsoever and falling asleep.

by RumbleRanger January 26, 2015

Duggarnaut

A state of extreme, chaotic dysfunction when reality turns to insanity and disbelief as a result of dirty secrets coming to light.

When I finally told my mom that Uncle Frank and been slipping me the finger during sleepovers at his house, it unleashed a Duggarnaut of family chaos that that no one had seen since my brother's return from Catholic summer camp with an anal fissure.

by Eaton Holgoode June 10, 2015

dumpster cranking

The act of "cranking one out" in a dumpster.

I just caught 2 hipsters dumpster cranking out back.

by metal forever June 11, 2018

Dunwody Park

That one park in Cordova Park that everyone goes to but doesn't really use. Kids usually just meet there and hang out under the gazebo. The basketball court is almost never used, along with the soccer goals. There are two Gazebos, a wood one and a big metal one. The smaller wood one is regularly painted over to hide graffiti but the next day it's back to normal. The big one is made of metal so there isn't much graffiti on it because spray paint doesn't really stick well to metal i guess and there are outlets on it. Just don't leave your chargers there because some prick will come along and steal it. Also make sure you aren't standing in one place for too long because ants are constantly swarming the place due to kids leaving food from Tom Thumb on the tables. Also a word of advice, if you ever hear someone yell "SWERVE GANG", run as fast as you can.

If you look really hard in the sand you can find,

1. Juul Pods

2. Ants

3. Rocks

4. Grass

5. Ants

6. More Ants

There are a lot of ants.

Yo lets go hang out at Dunwody Park.

by mtlf November 28, 2018

Dudski

That one retarded friend who always says and does dumbest thing. A real meatball head. A champion of the chromosomes.

Y’all see that dudski Nate mix maple syrup and yogurt?

Friend 1: “You ever bust a nut and think, fuck I love almonds?”
Friend 2: “Stfu you dudski”

“Did that dudski roommate of yours really put meatballs in the ice dispenser?”

by Wripple December 29, 2018

Duelling Turds

The art of sliding a double ended dildo back and forth between two anal cavities using only farts and turds.

Did you hear Mike took both of those girls home last night?

Yeah rumor has it he stopped at White Castle for a crave case and then watched them play Duelling Turds!

by SilkyMeatloaf July 22, 2019