douche-monger

One who spreads douche-like behavior. Always an insult. Used in place of douchebag.

-That guys an asshole
-Yeah, he's a real douche-monger

by not Dan N. January 1, 2009

douchebaggette

A way of calling a female a douchebag. Also used if you want to call a gay a douche.

Guy1: Dude my teacher gave me an F for talking.

Guy2: Man, what a douchebaggette.

by TheMakerOf May 21, 2009

Douchebagery

The actual act, or actions of what could be considered you being a douchebag. Mostly identified with men with small man's syndrome, small penis syndrome, steroid use, Ed Hardy t-shirts, Affliction clothing, or Tap Out t-shirts.

"Hey Bob, you see that guy in the Affliction t-shirt going to every girl in the bar and hitting on them?"

Bob: "Yeah, i can't believe some girls actualy fall for that guy and all his douchebagery"

by Master Deluxe February 4, 2010

douche kayak

A person who is a douche, but you enjoy hanging out with them. One step above a douche canoe.

"I like hanging out with Tom and he is fun but he is still a douche."
"I know me too, he's a douche kayak."

by dk4lifee March 26, 2010

Douche Flute

A vape pen.

"Justin's douche flute made my fire alarm go off last night."

by Tclick October 14, 2017

Dickman Douche

A cunt of the highest order. A cunt so cunty all other cunts are measured by her cuntyness.

"Did you see what that awful broad wrote? " , "yeah, what a dickman douche"

by Dace Solo December 9, 2016

IPA Douchebag

Someone who drinks IPA once and thinks they are better than everyone. They make fun of people for not drinking or liking IPA drinks.

Scott you are a IPA douchebag because I are making fun of me for not drinking IPA.

by Bob Costa March 31, 2020