Donkey Chops

A person who hasn't the ability to make sense.

A person who over-engages in incessant chatter.

Oh no, here comes Donkey chops!

by Stew October 10, 2004

donkey years

Many, long years; a long time spanning 2 or more years. Used when those years felt long.

Wow thats gonna take donkey years to finish

by Bri.P. October 20, 2010

Donkey

noun (pl. -keys)
A stupid male. A euphemism for dumb-ass.

Amy: Dude, you will never believe what Mike said to me! SO AWKWARD!

Alex: Oh no! What now? That guy is such a donkey!

by woooooooooooooooooooooooooo October 26, 2010

Donkey Hunting

"Donkey Hunting" refers to the act that women attempt or succeed in when pursuing a "donkey". A donkey is any man who is any one of or multiples of the following:
- looks dumb
- generally tall
- has pluggish qualities or engages in pluggish acts
- has a loser job or is unemployed
- has no immediate future
- acts like a douchebag

Friend #1: Hey have you seen where the girls went?

Friend #2: Not a clue. Best guess... they're over by the bar looking for any donkey who will buy them a beer and feed them a cheap line. Classic donkey hunting.

Friend #1: Oh true, makes sense, after all, they are all whures

by bigron0797 July 27, 2011

donkey penis

Eddie Murphy
Will scream in your ear

Will scream donkey penis in your ear

by Maroon Curdle March 11, 2018

Donkey Penis

The penis of a Donkey.

Wow that Donkey Penis was huge.

by Dixie's finest May 23, 2018

Ultimate Donkeypunch

A variation on the donkey punch in which, instead of merely striking the receiver, the dominant party snaps their neck 180 degrees, severing the spinal cord and causing death spasms -- with the added bonus that, mid-orgasm, they get to see the life fade from their partner's eyes.

So I ultimate donkeypunched her, but it's not necrophilia -- I pulled out before she went limp.

by Bob's subconscious June 1, 2010