When you and your 5 closest pals go to the local high school track and have a relay race but instead of using a baton, you use a dildo. The beginner must start with the dildo in his ass and pass it to the next guy by inserting it into his ass himself and so forth until the last runner makes it back.
by PeterPoot69 July 8, 2017
Get the kentucky dildo derbymug. Person 1: "Wow, did you hear what Noah got yesterday?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I heard he got a Princess Dildo!"
Person 2: "Yeah, I heard he got a Princess Dildo!"
by Princess Dildo June 10, 2017
Get the princess dildomug. by Thelewdkitten November 5, 2021
Get the ostrich dildomug. by xX 44100 Xx July 28, 2021
Get the juicy dildomug. an act in Knives Out when a human wobbles side to side in order to act like a dildo. This person will undergo this act in order to attract, take another's orange and blue jacket, take a ghillie or to have fun.
by Greenmonster2727 January 29, 2018
Get the dildo dancemug. 
Carried by muff diver cornish fuckbots a small collection of toys of different shapes, sizes And colour used to aid in the pleasure of the frustrated
The cornish fuckbots could not help tim alone, the army dildos were deployed to de-frustrate the man
by Smudge 😙 February 9, 2018
Get the army dildomug.