crumpt

adj. drunk.

An alternate spelling of the word crumped.

After preforming horribly on his chemistry final, Sean proceeded to get crumpt under his desk with a handle of rum.

by mmm...nah July 15, 2004

kansas city crumper

A sexual position and act wherein a man lies on his back. The woman with her back facing him, squats over him while engaging in anal sex. Upon finishing the woman unloads her fecal matter onto the man.

I thought it was going to be some normal butt sex, but she couldn't control here bowels and it ended up being a kansas city crumper

by Paul May 12, 2004

crump

The word crump originated from an ancient form of deriving the tastiness factor found within food. Tasty Baggins, a pioneering hobbit fond of food and all things tasty, believed that all food was tasty but that tastiness itself had varied levels of intensity and greatness. It's unknown how the word was created by Tasty, but it is known that Tasty had a heavy hand in it's formation and scalability.

Gandalf and Tasty enjoyed a rather crumptacular lunch.

by TBagend January 18, 2011

Crump

Combine a crap and a dump. It's basically the biggest kind of poop you can take. It was first said by a hispanic male who had too many burritos and a little too much salsa.

I haven't gone to the bathroom for DAYS! I gotta take a crump!

by Valor January 8, 2005

crump

a boring cornishman

stop being a crump and come drink some cider

by crumpy123 July 26, 2011

crumble fuck fest

A word describing a huge worthless event with a lot of people and a small meaning.

If there's a lot of people at a bookfair for example, you say " damn, what a crumble fuck fest"

by Kyle Roberts April 30, 2008

crumbin'

to describe something very good

Bruv, that party last night was crumbin'.

by serita May 3, 2008