Cookie Monster

Blue furry puppet from the childrens show Sesame street known for eating cookies. Also used to describe the lack of vocal talent ie. Ja Rule, DMX,

Why does MTV promote Cookie monster artists like Ja Rule.

by Bigdickylewis November 3, 2003

milk and cookies

that dope song by melanie martinez

have you heard "milk and cookies"? it's from the album cry baby.

by expungebob November 30, 2019

cookie-cutter

A female adolescent, usually between the age of 15 and 25 (but most notorious in High Schools), whom bears an almost uniformic exterior appearance consisting of a basic fashion formula designed to include high visual contrast:
-artificially tan skin (usually orange-y)
-streaked or bleach blonde hair, or very dark hair
-possesses blue or light-colored eyes, indicating a recessive gene or colored contacts; can also be very dark-colored eyes
-bleached teeth
-wears light-colored clothes to pronounce contrast
-is of white ethnicity (in most cases)
-wears thick makeup
-wears form-fitting pants that show detailed form of lower body
-is able to make the f__king annoying "click-clack" sound with chewing gum

If there were no cookie-cutters in my school then I could've sworn that I saw the same person twenty times today in random locations.

by Salty Cracker June 19, 2005

Cookie Crisp

The equivalent of trix with a wolf instead of the rabbit. Appears in kids magazines once a month at least

If I could just get my hands on that Coo-ooo-kie Crisp!

by TinTower May 6, 2004

cookies

a way to say sex when you want to tell your friend who got laid without getting tattled on by your younger sister or getting detention from your strict teacher.

inspired by a nigahiga skitzo video.

Girl 1: omg, Sarah had cookies with Ryan- again!
Girl 2: are you effin serious?
Little sister: *continues to watch Elmo*

by smileybabes October 18, 2010

cookie puss

A condition describing a vagina caked with the crumbling residue of dried pussy juice. May cause itching, and leaves small crumbs when scratched or rubbed.

Can also be used as a derogatory term or nickname for a woman exhibiting such a condition.

Cookie Puss: "These pussy crumbs are making me itch! Maybe I should scratch..."

"After I made Heather come and came on her tits, I paused to chief, then I ate that cookie puss.

by Fussy Pucker May 1, 2011

Sugar Cookie

When you are having sex on the beach; you finish all over the girl, grab a hand full of sand and throw it on her and the sand sticks to your baby batter.

We were at the beach and I gave my girlfriend a sugar cookie, she loved it."

by Pdj12 August 6, 2009