Clean up on aisle 3

If something is seen that is so epically awesome that you jizz yourself then a clean up on aisle 3 is in order

*Dave sees trailer for the new "Hot Taiwanese sluts go wild 5"*

Dave: Ohh dude that's awesome! Clean up on aisle 3 needed here!

by DennisMcElroy May 28, 2011

Barnicle Cleaner

After a member of the "Dirty Sailor" sailing crew has lowered his sweaty members into "Bukkake Resevoir" in order to "Drop Anchor" - the man-glazed testicles will be served up to the eager whale for thorough cleansing.

Captain MikeC raised the coated anchor towards the awaiting hungry mouth of Rikki Lake for a full dose of the "Barnicle Cleaner".

by Mike - Mike - Ryan January 3, 2006

Cleavalicious

when a woman looks beautiful in her new blouse that shows a little bit of cleavage.

"This over here is cleavalicious" spoken by a man with expressive aphasia post stroke.

by Farasha Dark August 14, 2010

Cleaning your room

When you go into your room, close the door and turn the vacuum on so no one can hear you. You then begin to dry hump your bed. Soon you take your pants off and begin to violently masturbate. You get so into it you begin to throw things and knock things over and then you jizz everywhere.

Example of cleaning your room:

Jill: So why haven't you been answering my calls?
Brian: Ive been cleaning my room.
Jill: I hope you used the vacuum

by theking0514 November 4, 2010

cleaveland steamer

(No one has gotten this right yet!) An official "cleaveland steamer" is shitting on a girl's chest while receiving head, plain and simple. Now, there are certain ways to tweak the technique if you will. For instance, you can be having sex, and right before you're about to cum you pull out to put it in the girl's mouth, and then as you're cumming take a shit on her chest (bonus points!). It all depends on how creative you wanna get.

felacio + defecation on chest = cleaveland steamer

by Xaphod January 15, 2006

clean the drains

To indulge in anal sex.

"Oh Heather, I see your on the blob again. Any chance you could take your leg off so I can clean your drains?"

by Bob Sometimes March 23, 2005

Pissed Clean Off

The state of mind in which the person that is pissed is so pissed off that he or she will grab the nearest projectile weapon, trident, grenade, pipe bomb, mace, pastry blender, wood chipper, road sign, crow bar, nail gun, turkey baister, dental floss, circular or chain saw, blow torch, or a mexican for hire; and use them to exact punishment on the perpatrators.

"Meeker once got drunk and tried to rape me and my mexican...we were Pissed Clean Off".

by Lindsey Rowles May 13, 2005