Jewish Christmas

On christmas, Jews go out to the movies and, after, eat chinese food .
No presents.
No trees.

and no santa.

Catholic Boy: Yaaaaaay Santa came to my house and gave me a unicorn and a fire truck!

Jewish Boy: All I did was eat Kung Poo Chicken all night... It was a Jewish Christmas... and I'm going to go cry myself to sleep now.

by iknowwhatsup69 December 1, 2010

Israeli Christmas

1. to fail to meet the expectations, hopes, desires, or standards of; let down

2. to prevent the fulfilment of (a plan, intention, etc.); frustrate; thwart

3. to have a really shitty time altogether

Work today was such an Israeli Christmas.

I climbed to the top of Mt. Disappointment and the view was Israeli Christmas.

The broad at the bar totally Israeli Christmassed me at the end of the night.

by csbova March 18, 2011

christmas bells

One of the many songs in Rent. Mimi gets her proper intro in this song

Christmas Bells are ringing, Christmas Bells are ringing, on tv. at saxs.

by Krisy August 21, 2006

Christmas

Peppermint Schnapps alcoholic beverage

tastes like Christmas!

by panicgir March 27, 2011

Christmas Safety

noun
also the Christmas Safety Campaign
a campaign whose aim is to prevent girls and young women from being raped or killed by Niddars and to educate them about the use of devices for their personal safety.
The Christmas Safety Campaign was launched in 2004 after the Lucie Blackman murder case committed by Kim Sung Jong, a businessman of Korean descent, in 2000 in Japan.

Rotten-Kimchi-Buster Spray, a Christmas Safety weapon, for your girl friend.

by Abajian November 26, 2005

a christmas carol

A classic tale revealing the evils of captialism.

Charles Dickens wrote a lot of books promoting at least moderate socialism. Too bad no one listens, even though A Christmas Carol is probably the most famous child's Christmas story of all time.

by Socialist REALism July 18, 2006

Christmas Orange

Typically a Christmas Orange refer to a Chinese Mandarin orange, but may also be Japanese Mandarin orange that becomes a popular buy at Christmastime. Often they are sold in 5 pound boxes full of individually wrapped oranges.

The taste of said oranges is sweet and juicy. They are delicious.

I wish it was Christmas all year round so we could eat more Christmas Oranges.

by Unexplained_Paranoia December 27, 2007