Chinese

The Ching Chong language

Mr Hung speaks Chinese. He goes Ching chong

by Dirtstepper March 28, 2017

Chinese dragon

Before sex a male sprays wax on his penis and lights the wax on fire and then profusely sticks in flaming cock in his wife or daughter asshole

Evan preformed the Chinese dragon on Cindy during a romantic day in bed with his daughter

by Shelly marx April 9, 2019

Chinese Secret Rattle

That infamous chatter-sound which is emitted from an array of plastic-based devices if shaken, such as McDonalds toys, dollar store walkie talkies, etc. When hearing this sound, one instantly recognizes it's Chinese origin. This sound is also a warning of the devices short-lived life coming to an end.

"Man I just bought this etchasketch and its already giving me the chinese secret rattle, im thinking of returning this chinese piece of crap."

by LuckByChance July 13, 2009

Chinese Brigade

A group of men who live throughout South Yorkshire, and make it their goal to make sounds outside local businesses in order to confuse the employees within. Also they have begun to travel around schools doing the same.

OMFG, the fire alarms ringing!" "Oh, don't worry, it's just the Chinese Brigade.

by ChineseBrigade September 17, 2010

Chinese Raincoat

A cheaply made condom lined with Opium.

Salesman: Hey you!
Woman: Who me?
Salesman: Do you want to be high while you have sex??
Woman: Oh boy! Do I!!

Salesman: What you need is a Chinese Raincoat!!

by fjkalsdghnfjndafnor April 27, 2011

Chinese Monday

The time spent doing work on a Sunday in preparation for work on Monday.

Called Chinese Monday because depending on where you are, it is probably already Monday in China.

Dylan: Hey man, wanna go shoot some pool down by the sports center?

Andrew: I would man, but it's kinda Chinese Monday.

by Andj87 June 9, 2011

Chinese Cough Syrup

copious amounts of semen, usually resulting in a sore throat

"I can't really talk today. My throat is killing me."
"Sounds like you need to lay off that Chinese Cough Syrup!"

by partypete March 5, 2012