V-Card

is the card you keep because you still a virgin

1- a son im bout 2 head to dis chick house and i think i may finally lose my v-card
2-yah i feel you hopefully one day i can lose mine
1-LOL, y do u say this everytime knowin u been lost it LOL

by JokesAlot June 23, 2008

wild card

when your chillin with your boys and very unexpected, yet suprisingly welcome events/phrases are presented to you; shouting out "wild card", is a way of "calling out" such events

sickfootballplayer1: u chillin?
sicksoccerplayer1: im chillin
sickfootballplayer2: word
sicksoccerplayer2: nice nice
slutsophmorewiththepornostarvoice: i like to rub my clit when i think about other girls!
sickathletes in unison: damn, wild card!

by the urbanator October 26, 2004

cut card

In each cribbage hand, each player plays four cards. The players also cut the deck to turn up a fifth card that all players share for the round. This card is known as the "cut card" or the "up card".

I really need the cut card to be a nine.

by CanunionCribbage February 13, 2019

Red Card

Having sex with a girl while she’s on her period.

I just fucked my girl while she was on her period I just got my red card

by HumanDictionary07 June 22, 2019

gay card

An imaginery card that when dropped by its holder,forces them to bend over in an effort to pick it up only to result in an erect penis being inserted into there anus(at great velocitys),mostly used as a treat ie:

"Dont fuck with me or youll be dropping that gay card if u know what i mean"

"Next time you pwn me that bad, gay card hits the floor"

by joe/jay January 5, 2005

v card

for a girl to give up her vagina to a man

have you gave your v card to your boyfriend

by solem July 7, 2008

credit card

the upword thrust of someones fourarm against one's gouch

that bitch got credit carded to the ceiling

by stve phillips December 27, 2007