clean sweep

When you take a crap, go to wipe yourself, and nothing shows on the toilet paper, like you didn't go at all.
Dude #1: I just took a huge crap, and it was a total clean sweep.
Dude #2: Nothing but net? Nice going, Michael Jordan!
by Last Hurrah Club February 12, 2023
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Clean-Hank

Absolutely banging Youtube content. simply the best around
Oi mate, seen the new Clean-Hank video”
“I sure did lad, cure my mum of leukaemia!!!”
by rhyparography July 16, 2021
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Clean the Table

When you are about to get your ass eaten you do one last emergency wipe right beforehand to ensure you are clean for the ass consumer.
Matt: Did you clean the table?
Alex: Yes of course I did!
by Raven Kaulitz January 15, 2023
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Traveler's Clean

The act of taking extra care- and time- when douching, typically anticipating significant delay of the anal intercourse for which one is preparing
"Hey Ricky, where's Omar? The cab will be here in five"
"He said he was meeting someone at the club later. Probably stuck in the bathroom giving himself a real good traveler's clean"
by s3r10u5 August 06, 2021
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Cleaning the BBQ

An excuse to use when you are embarrassed to tell your friends that you are banging an ugly broad.
"Hey so what is Chuck up to tonight??"..."He can't make it, he said he was cleaning the bbq"... "So he's fucking that fat chick again"... "Yup"
by livewithothersnice September 29, 2009
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dirty ditty clean

Dirty ditty clean: is a turm used to describe sex so nasty after getting out the shower that u can't tell anyone like a dirty party :
Dam babe that was so dirty ditty clean can't tell no one about this like a ditty party : wait didn't for for the P did he ?????
by k187c January 15, 2025
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clean pants

Pants that might not actually be clean but look like it
I can’t find pants but these look clean so I’m gonna wear these “clean pants”
by Whatalldoyouwantfromme March 02, 2020
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