Created In Sunland-Tujunga by J-Obar in 2006 for the meaning of dank soo good it hits you harder than you're favorite deep dish from California Pizza Kitchen.
person 1:"Upson?"
person 2: "what the fuck is Upson?"
person 1: "Chillin dude, about to smoke some of that California Pizza Kush."
person 2: "what the fuck is Upson?"
person 1: "Chillin dude, about to smoke some of that California Pizza Kush."
by Jeffreo Bar May 1, 2008
Get the California Pizza Kush mug.I know you've seen the ads- your travel agent or that university recruiter has filled your head with images of beaches, palm trees, forests and a night life that's second to none. You need to ask yourself one question: why would they put so much effort into creating that image? Do you know of any other state that is so heavily marketed as a place you should go other than California?
Thought so.
The culture here is defined by belligerence, ignorance, narcissism, and apathy. If you ever leave the big cities, be prepared to be surrounded by inbred, racist/sexist, psycho-christian hillbillies. You heard me right- there are massive amounts of trailer trash hicks everywhere you go, they've just become good at hiding it.
And while you're stuck on the 10, 101, 215, 91, or the 60 Freeways with a raised up Bro-truck tailgating you all the way to work, surrounded by industry, warehouses, smog, boarded up buildings, graffiti, and strip malls, you will attempt to replace what you are actually seeing with what you *thought* you should be seeing.
California is a LIE. It's a dreamworld that doesn't exist. Oh, and trying to find a job here is next to impossible. Right now, we have the highest unemployment. Same thing with teen pregnancy rates.
Yeah, I'm some asshole on the internet, but I'd give anything to save another person out there who reads this the time, toil, trouble, and inevitable misery that will come from believing the "California Dream".
Thought so.
The culture here is defined by belligerence, ignorance, narcissism, and apathy. If you ever leave the big cities, be prepared to be surrounded by inbred, racist/sexist, psycho-christian hillbillies. You heard me right- there are massive amounts of trailer trash hicks everywhere you go, they've just become good at hiding it.
And while you're stuck on the 10, 101, 215, 91, or the 60 Freeways with a raised up Bro-truck tailgating you all the way to work, surrounded by industry, warehouses, smog, boarded up buildings, graffiti, and strip malls, you will attempt to replace what you are actually seeing with what you *thought* you should be seeing.
California is a LIE. It's a dreamworld that doesn't exist. Oh, and trying to find a job here is next to impossible. Right now, we have the highest unemployment. Same thing with teen pregnancy rates.
Yeah, I'm some asshole on the internet, but I'd give anything to save another person out there who reads this the time, toil, trouble, and inevitable misery that will come from believing the "California Dream".
Palm trees and beaches? My apartment got broken into 3 times, that pot-bellied, white, middle-aged douchebag broke a window on my car because i asked him to quiet down in the theatre, and I now have lung cancer from the smog.
Thanks California!
Thanks California!
by Ihateithere October 24, 2009
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There are two definitions for california redwick:
1) A type of red weed that grows in parts of california.
2) When a man proceedes to masterbate, usually in a California Style fashion, and from the extended period of time the man begins to bleed from his penis, thus making his penis a red wicked thing.
1) A type of red weed that grows in parts of california.
2) When a man proceedes to masterbate, usually in a California Style fashion, and from the extended period of time the man begins to bleed from his penis, thus making his penis a red wicked thing.
1) Every day I pull more and more California Redwicks from my garden, but they just seem to keep growing back!
2) I was doing it so long that I didn't even notice my penis become a California Redwick.
2) I was doing it so long that I didn't even notice my penis become a California Redwick.
by The Awsomeness May 11, 2006
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