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California Pizza Kush

Created In Sunland-Tujunga by J-Obar in 2006 for the meaning of dank soo good it hits you harder than you're favorite deep dish from California Pizza Kitchen.
person 1:"Upson?"
person 2: "what the fuck is Upson?"
person 1: "Chillin dude, about to smoke some of that California Pizza Kush."
by Jeffreo Bar May 1, 2008
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California

I know you've seen the ads- your travel agent or that university recruiter has filled your head with images of beaches, palm trees, forests and a night life that's second to none. You need to ask yourself one question: why would they put so much effort into creating that image? Do you know of any other state that is so heavily marketed as a place you should go other than California?

Thought so.

The culture here is defined by belligerence, ignorance, narcissism, and apathy. If you ever leave the big cities, be prepared to be surrounded by inbred, racist/sexist, psycho-christian hillbillies. You heard me right- there are massive amounts of trailer trash hicks everywhere you go, they've just become good at hiding it.

And while you're stuck on the 10, 101, 215, 91, or the 60 Freeways with a raised up Bro-truck tailgating you all the way to work, surrounded by industry, warehouses, smog, boarded up buildings, graffiti, and strip malls, you will attempt to replace what you are actually seeing with what you *thought* you should be seeing.

California is a LIE. It's a dreamworld that doesn't exist. Oh, and trying to find a job here is next to impossible. Right now, we have the highest unemployment. Same thing with teen pregnancy rates.

Yeah, I'm some asshole on the internet, but I'd give anything to save another person out there who reads this the time, toil, trouble, and inevitable misery that will come from believing the "California Dream".
Palm trees and beaches? My apartment got broken into 3 times, that pot-bellied, white, middle-aged douchebag broke a window on my car because i asked him to quiet down in the theatre, and I now have lung cancer from the smog.

Thanks California!
by Ihateithere October 24, 2009
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California Redwick

There are two definitions for california redwick:
1) A type of red weed that grows in parts of california.
2) When a man proceedes to masterbate, usually in a California Style fashion, and from the extended period of time the man begins to bleed from his penis, thus making his penis a red wicked thing.
1) Every day I pull more and more California Redwicks from my garden, but they just seem to keep growing back!
2) I was doing it so long that I didn't even notice my penis become a California Redwick.
by The Awsomeness May 11, 2006
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California campfire

A bubbling hot tub, in which (Southern) Californians gather around (but not in!) in the brutal 65 degree winters to keep warm. Also, "stoking" the California campire is to turn the jets back on.
We sat around the California campfire, drinking beers and chiefin' til the wee hours of the morn.
by The Rilz February 5, 2010
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Caliesha

A fucking awesome chick who is the sweetest person in the world but will also shank a bitch.
Damn, did you see Caliesha shank that hoe? She dead.
by Blueballs 69 December 28, 2010
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Caliente Carlos

When you make the unfortunate mistake of consuming a gas station burrito only to vomit a full load of refried bean warmness on your partner's torso during a coitus activity.
I'm not sure Jeanine enjoyed the Caliente Carlos I gave her for Christmas.
by Neener4kids December 29, 2011
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calister

The BEST guy you will ever meet. Caring and Compassionate, yet will stand up for what is right. He has no problem making friends.He doesnt need any help finding a girlfriend either. He will care for her until the end. Overall he is perfect.
Omg! Calister is so hot!
by Calister January 4, 2018
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