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Car Weeb 

A young adult who grew up watching anime and reading manga. Sometime at this point, they watch Initial D once. Later down the line, typically in their early 20’s, they gain an obsession with antique or sports cars. Such is the life of a car weeb.
Car Weeb: So most of the paycheck I’m saving up for this 1997 Suzuki with 900 horsepower, I’m also gonna get a new engine and a spoiler as well. Total price will be around 18,000 dollars.

Friend: you’re such a car weeb lol.
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Car Wash Titties 

When a girl is in a sexual position on top and has long enough breasts to continuously strike the face of the individual underneath, resembling a car wash.
Last night Jack got a black eye from a girl he smashed with car wash titties.
Car Wash Titties by Texmex12345 August 27, 2023
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Car Wash 

Ooh ooh
You might not ever get rich
But let me tell ya it's better than diggin' a ditch
There ain't no tellin' who you might meet
A movie star or maybe even an Indian chief
At the car wash
Workin' at the car wash, girl
Come on and sing it with me
(Car wash)
Sing it with the feelin' y'all
(Car wash, yeah)
Ooh
Come, some of the work gets kinda hard
This ain't no place to be if you planned on bein' a star
Let me tell you it's always cool
And the boss don't mind sometimes if you act the fool
At the car wash
Whoa whoa whoa whoa
Talkin' about the car wash, girl
Come on, ya'all and sing it for me
(Car wash)
Ooh ooh ooh
(Car wash, girl)
Well, those cars never seem to stop coming
(Work and work)
Keep those rags and machines humming
(Work and work)
My fingers to the bone
(Work)
Can't wait 'til it's time to go home
Fill up and you don't have to pay
Come on and give us a play
(Do the wash, right away)
Talkin' 'bout the car wash
Car wash, girl
Come on, y'all, let's sing it with me
(Car wash)
Sing it with feelin', y'all
(Car wash, girl)
Whoa whoa whoa whoa

(Car wash)
Never seem to stop comin'
What'd I say
Keep those rags and machines hummin'
(Car wash)
Let me tell you, it's always cool
And the boss don't mind sometimes if you act the fool
At the car wash
Working at the car wash, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Car Wash by Death Menace September 10, 2023
having to go out to your car whenever you want to drink/smoke because you live in a sorority house
hey, car bar tonight before the frats?
car bar by pussyboss24 September 26, 2023
When you swallow a pinga and shelve a pinga and they meet in the middle and crash there for an internal car crash.
Car crash by Get gacked November 6, 2023

car cuck 

A person who misses out on limited-allocation whiskey because they waited in their cars instead of at the door of the liquor store, based on the incorrect assumption that people arriving later would respect their perceived place in line.
“Standing in line with a bomb ass puffer jacket > Car cucks idling and causing pollution”
car cuck by constableslocum November 14, 2023

Car Crash Type Beat

Car crash type beat can be described as an actual car crash in musical form. Only it's barely even musical at all. This is quite possibly the worst genre ever crafted with its primary characteristics being that it's ear piercingly loud and distorted to the point it sounds like you just got in a car crash, it uses goofy ass samples, it's bpm can range from 140 all the way to 300, and don't forget to turn your brain off entirely while making it. And you can't forget to add real car crash sounds in the song. It can't be car crash type beat without cars crashing.
Person 1: "Yo, did you hear the new car crash type beat that came out?"
Person 2: "What the fuck is a car crash type beat?"
Car Crash Type Beat by Viviko November 15, 2023