little cannon big wheels

The common fear of having a big balls and a small shaft.

Kid just starting puberty: If I have a little cannon big wheels when I’m older i’m gonna commit seppuku.

by AsherRabbit February 10, 2025

Belorussian cannon

Belorussian party game. This is when you shove potatoes in your ass and fart them out to see who hits target. Winner gets bottle of Belorussian vodka.

Boris let’s play Belorussian cannon! I can’t Ivan, my ass still hurts from yesterday

by Natasha6383 February 11, 2025

hummus cannon

When you dress up as Scotsman and stand at the top of castle fizzing on the people below shouting hummus cannon!

I was walking by this castle and there was this man stood up at the top of it firing jizz on the people beloe, shouting hummus cannon. Covered I was! Fortunately I had some carrots to clean my face

by MrHummus February 12, 2025

Gannon Cannon

A Gannon cannon is the act of eating Doritos while jerking off, then fingering your girlfriends asshole with the hand you ate the Doritos with

Bro, the Gannon cannon is such a w move it got me all the alc

by Yursuzz February 16, 2025

French Cannon

idiomatic noun | informal English

: An eponymic metonymy for explosive diarrhea.

“Sorry I’m late, had to deal with a French Cannon”

“Please, no whipped cream. That will give me a real French Cannon.”

“Brittany had an absolute French Cannon in there.”

“I can’t play Minecraft; the French Cannon is loaded.”

by jack.soncalo March 23, 2025

Slipper-Cannon

A term defining various degree of open (sexual) relationships: full, partial, or none.

Is your relationship full slipper-cannon? Nah, my partner doesn't enjoy it to the same extent as I do.

by Omnomnomnomninja April 8, 2025

Pirates cannon

It’s where you proceed to shit in your hand and shove it in someone’s ass and they shoot it out like a pirates cannon

Boy 1: “ yo, it smells like shit in here”
Boy 2: “I did a pirates cannon last night”
Boy 1:” how far did it go?”
Boy 2: “about 12 feet”

by JohnnyKraka April 18, 2025