little cannon big wheels

The common fear of having a big balls and a small shaft.
Kid just starting puberty: If I have a little cannon big wheels when I’m older i’m gonna commit seppuku.
by AsherRabbit February 10, 2025
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Dave

The shermiest of sherms
by AsherRabbit January 27, 2022
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Gregus

Teacher: “How did the Big Bang happen?”
Gregus (raises hand): “me.”
Refuses to elaborate
by AsherRabbit January 26, 2022
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