Gregus

godtier human being

Teacher: “How did the Big Bang happen?”
Gregus (raises hand): “me.”
Refuses to elaborate

by AsherRabbit January 27, 2022

Dave

The shermiest of sherms

Anyone: Hop on Sea of Thieves

(Kids named Dave): no

by AsherRabbit January 27, 2022

little cannon big wheels

The common fear of having a big balls and a small shaft.

Kid just starting puberty: If I have a little cannon big wheels when I’m older i’m gonna commit seppuku.

by AsherRabbit February 11, 2025