bulldog broadband

A staggeringly incompetent, chaotic British company. They supply broadband internet connections and phone lines using ADSL. They are famed throughout the UK for making spurious claims about 8Mbit/s bandwidth capability; service provision times; ease of billing; accessibility and efficiency of staff.
Bulldog was a small company that was growing slowly and doing well but then Cable and Wireless bought them out and did what C&W have done for years: spend a lot on marketing and too little on planning, anticipation of demand, engineering, and call centre resources to mop up the mess they were about to make. The result is thousands of dissatisfied customers who feel ripped-off.

Happy mug: Hey, this salesman said I could get 8 meg broadband and a cheap calls package installed with only 10 minutes of down time.
Sad mug: Read what the web forums say about Bulldog Broadband - do it now before they ruin your connectivity. The install is likely to be late; leave you with no calls for several days; you won't be able to get assistance; you will be fobbed off with muddled nonsense; the billing may be messed up and often inaccessible.
Happy mug: So you think I should look elsewhere for a broadband supplier and that 8 meg from bulldog feels like 2 meg from anyone else?
Sad mug: Yes, I do think that. I am entitled to express my opinion, aren't I?

by John McCririck's Unlucky Laundress July 18, 2008

Status broadcaster

someone who just spams their facebook status with complete ass munching dick balls. Which means quoting lots of famous people, saying random quotes, saying shit no one gives an ass about.

War does not determine who is left, only who is right.

I believe that obama's new reform is quite intriguing.

STFU status broadcaster

by jizzbagwanker October 20, 2010

Braden Jones

A famous writer over in england who is a total douche bag.

"Dude, are you going to get that new book by Braden Jones?"

"Hell no! I met him once, he was a total douche cake. Dont even get me started on his jewish girlfriend!"

by William Cash March 23, 2009

Brad

The most selfish, brick-headed prick ever to walk this broken earth. He is almost always a dickheaded douchebag. 9 out of 10 times you meet a Brad he will say something along the lines of "Yoo, bruh, listen to my new mixtape. That shiz is supreme level fire."

You can usually smell a Brad before you see him, because of the Axe body spray he bathes in on a daily basis.

Stay away from Brads at all costs, they will completely wreck havoc on your social and personal life.

Lady 1: Oh my god, I met this really douchey guy the other day...
Lady 2: Hol up, is his name Brad?
Lady 1: Yeah!!

by Anon Y. Mous. December 15, 2017

braden

A retarded kid who uses lube.
He hits everything (including his sister) except the basket.

Guy 1: braden did another airball
Guy 2: That was definitely braden

by Robobobodaman October 16, 2019

bradders

Doing a "bradders" is losing your rag over something trivial. regularly.

Lee did a bradders and threw his dummy out of the pram after losing a game of pool. again.

by Anonymous July 20, 2003

broadie

A skid normally by a bicycle or motorcyle that is performed by putting on the rear brake only and swinging the back of the bike round to one side so the bike skids sideways.

He did a broadie on his push bike

by Neil December 14, 2004